Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence 

There is no spoon

there is no scientist

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

Or stop having unprotected sex same thing right .

a condom doesn’t work every time. stop. there’s nothing wrong with someone being extra careful. even if someone did take it after unprotected sex that’s their business and no one should be judging them.

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

Omg I can’t

It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.

i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep.

Best teacher ever.

Freshman year, my civics teacher had a golf club at the front of the room and if you fell asleep in his class he would hit the desk with the golf club as hard as he could to wake you. It was pretty funny but looking back it's actually pretty fucked up.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

how long was i in there?

while I’m here:

I love this

Taylor Swift's legs. Reblog if you agree

What am I actually doing.

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

via callstheadventurescience

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard