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While we’re all still reeling from this session it’s important to remember that this kind of thing is what makes D&D fun for Talisen.

He absolutely loves doing crazy shit and will fully accept all the consequences without complaint. This is how he enjoys playing the game.

Do not actually be angry at this absolute legend for having fun playing D&D with his friends.

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If you need a petty distraction from the world's horrors, go look up the new cybertruck logo. It's laughably awful.

ohhhh dear

This is the complete inverse of Heavy Metal Band Font, making something illegible and unreadable with the fewest possible lines necessary to form actual letters.

For real: I strongly suspect that he's trying to evoke the Cybperunk 2077 logo:

Because, consciously or not, he's still obsessing about his ex Grimes and the mission where (spoilers for a 3 year old game) where she plays a character that finds out what a cheating piece of shit he is and beats him to death in a fit of anger - which then removes her creative block and she writes a whole new album.

[there's... a bit more to that mission, but broad strokes here if anyone wants to find out how much it predicted shit like his obsession with neuralink and spoke to his controlling shitty nature]

Every day I learn more about Elon Musk's divorce against my will.

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he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler

is it too much to ask for

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People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

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the girl in the apartment above me is having the loudest sex i have ever heard with what might be the politest man in the world because all he keeps yelling repeatedly is please and thank you.

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this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off

this is the fifth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the sixth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the seventh time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the eighth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the ninth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (possibly) the tenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the twelfth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the thirteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the fourteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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