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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

This year’s best halloween costume goes to theses Japanese art students -

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

DAVID HASSELHOFF

those were the fucking funniest parts

the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

a young gay bear pole dances in the woods 

I’m losing my god damn mind over this tweet that Hozier liked???

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

This is it. This is my favorite post in all of Tumblr history.

Steven, crying: GUYS! PLEASE, REFORM FAST! WE’RE FALLING I NEED YOU ALL

The Crystal Gems:

Vegan pizza

Bottom cuisine

Mariah’s cheat day

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

LMFAO

first of many

Looks sick

sick fucking tat

this is my favourite fucking post

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

I’m the girl crying

really nsfw under cut

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I opened this at work and my boss started beating the shit out of me

a month after the nudity ban and this shit is still up here, thanks for nothing staff

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery

I’d want to talk to Sam Smorkle too

walking into the water gym with an electric type

I just found this almost 5 year old post my brother made me make and I think it deserves some credit