Ass grabbing is an essential part of a well balanced relationship.

At any given moment there is a shark behind you. It might be a thousand miles away, but there is a shark behind you.

And that shark is totally behind you. It is supporting you in whatever you do and wants you to succeed.

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

reblog if its friday and you made it

guys, they aren’t wrong

I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer! Show me “pokemon inflation”

JAMIE CHUNG as Amber Sucker Punch—2011

Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City (1998-2004)

Never been truer.

there are some creatures outside btw

Show me

I lied sorry

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

Just wanna be alone, but with you. 

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself