i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

Thanks! I hate it

Going fishing:

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

IT’S LIKE:

I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face

he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

it blows my mind that some of you guys still use the word toxic

well what else am i supposed to say when someone asks me what my favorite britney song is??????

you say "if u seek amy," like an adult????

WAKE. UP.

Never Again is right now!  Wake up and fight back!

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

it

it hit you like what?

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

when your young padawan makes a good call

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome

Keanu Reeves could easily wield Mjolnir

Why are we silent???

Here’s a link that explains what has been happening and what we can do to help. 

im so confused

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?” (What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)