I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

she been SNAPPED

Brenna Barton, writing prompt #67: write about an almost relationship, which broke your heart (via wnq-writers)

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

what halsey song is this

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

I don’t fuck with people who enjoy embarrassing/humiliating other people just to look cool. That shit make you look weak and miserable to the people who can see through yo bitch ass

“your mental illness is all inside your head.” okay…but… how do i get it….. o ut

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

*applause for good parents*

when my wife proposed, I called my dad and he congratulated us and then asked me to give her the phone.  He said something, she laughed hysterically and hung up.  He said “Now, I don’t know how all this works and all, but don’t go getting each other pregnant too soon.” smh I LOVE MY DAD <3

I wish

Crying

This how it be when you got locs and the loctician wash your scalp

^^^

YOU WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD TO BE NOURISHED

Awww so cute

never stop being a good person because of bad people

And I love you, but I HATE YOU, BITCH!

This was my favorite part of the movie!

TIFFANY HADDISH DID THAT. I LOVE HER.