I’m Back, Bitches 😔

Im obsessed w/ this image

hunter exam arc killua is the best

onions and garlic. potatoes. basil and tomatoes even

I feel fundamentally dishonest using the phrase “low key” so often because inside my heart and soul I’m actually and unambiguously and inappropriately obsessively 100% full scale high key about literally everything I ever think and feel and look at.

While you're mourning Midnight, please remember that she'll never get to hear Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight's name, which makes it all the more painful

Bakugou, loudly: ARE YOU-

Todoroki: Fucking

Bakugou: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Todoroki: Fucking

Bakugou: IDIOT!

Uraraka: ... what the fuck was that ?

Todoroki: Midoriya banned Bakugou from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out.

It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work

Hoo boy was this a post or what

why are we here? just to suffer? every day i miss tony stark

Honestly me. But I live because Tony can’t handle the burden of another death in his hands.

My last work for “Running on Air”

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

n’jadaka “erik” killmonger was a relatable, 3-dimensional antagonist with understandable motives and compelling viewpoints who wasn’t just some generic wants-to-watch-the-world-burn type bad guy and y’all still wanna ignore him for your white faves

posting is an inherently authoritarian act. by forcing you all to look at my terrible content every day, i am imposing my authority on all of you, oppressing each and every one of my followers. i will not apologise

on god, i’m waking up january first with a healthy dose of serotonin and a functioning attention span. like, this entire past decade has just been a fluke, you mark my words. i have planted the seed and i will see the fucking harvest!

Spiderverse Miles Morales is high int low wis bc he was able to get 0/100 on a true/false quiz which means he knew all the answers correctly but didn't think through the fact that getting a 0 would be suspicious

“who’s Morales?”

i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin

like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that's apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly "daniel, stop that" the activity stops immediately

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like "Hey! Cut it out." and then vanishes and no one believes this child

Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other

Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life

Makes me very happy they’ve put all of avatar on netflix I get to relive this cuteness again

Inspired by this post by @mxrcusflint

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job