this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin
"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"
i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed
So many of these are really good
I was positive that was a fake story but. Looks like there was just straight up a sniper in Brooklyn for a few months
you were positive it was fake bc you’re not from here
as i grow older, i start to love summer more. i love the summer mania, i love feeling insane. truly nothing to be sad
My baby nephew. The cutest, heaviest, boy. Dude is a yr and a half. Wears clothes for a 3 yr old. I’m the only one who can still carry his ass lmao
Thrift store find. Love finding random stuff but now I’m no better than the white people from TCU who come to buy stuff that’s meant for the less well off 😢.
I hate them dude. They drive 15 minutes down ,to a neighborhood they would never otherwise be in, to buy the good used clothes while wearing named brand stuff and nice cars, and I’m sure they buy a lot more just to resell. Total douche bags. It feels like culture vultures. Now with my good job I’m well off rn to buy new stuff but I still buy from there. Idk I feel a bit guilty.
there is a correlation here that cannot be ignored
I love going to my friend’s job when they close with a pack of beer and just shotgun a beer or two with them in the parking lot before they go home.
The northern hairy-nosed wombat is the largest species in its family and one of the largest burrowing animals on the planet. Its stocky body—complete with muscular forearms for digging—can grow to be a metre in length (3.25 feet). It is also exceedingly rare, with only around 300 left in the wild.
Forgot to say my friend got mad cuz he almost drowned and I saved him. Think his ego was bruised. I don’t think much of it
Besides all that Life is good. Real good lol. Think by the end of the year I will have paid off almost everything and I can save to go to Mexico again
Lmao dude. Everything in life is on the up and up. And she still pops into my dreams at the worst times. And it’s awful, cuz for some reason my brain loves to torture me in them.
Don’t tell me I still love her lol. It’s been 3 yrs I think. I’ve been with others. She’s already blocked me on everything and I know nothin about her. Except that she’s happy with someone. It’s over and dead.
But the dreams still randomly happen. And then I remember her. Guess it’s my punishment for what I did to such a good person.
Love my friends but damn dude. Everyone besides me was ready for bed at 8pm. Like I know we slept 3 hrs last night but it’s Saturday. Let’s go out.
Being this close to San Antonio makes me anxious lol. I feel stupid for being like this lol