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apparently europeans have the impression that US Americans never learn the metric system.

like our science curriculum from day one is entirely done in the metric system. we just don't use metric in our day to day lives.

yeah actually we kinda just do it for the bit :)

I have had people try to gently and kindly explain to me the workings of the metric system, as if Americans are having trouble with the concept of a base ten system. like no. we get it. we were taught this when we were like eight. it's just that like. we don't really wanna do it that way. for the bit.

no no it's for the bit it's for the bit !!! it's for the bit!!!!!

totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

So tired I'm going to bed tonight

Pregant* Giving birth*

come on

being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS

personality test came back negative

I refuse to believe this is a real song in a real movie

Disney makes movies like they hate money.

I've seen this clip go around a couple times and I have not gotten more than 7 seconds in before scrambling for the mute button. It's just a discordant mess of nonsense.

@comradesaucegay 😔

bro I’m too scared to jack off by myself you have to help me out dude

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

Aliko is not taking it well

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

"click for frogs" how's about you let me click on people's urls to visit their reblogs directly. remember that

Some all timers in this one

"how would YOU fix the medical system then 😡" im 17 years old

like i dont need to be a carpenter to see that your ikea chair that impales everyone that sits on it and then shatters was put together wrong but that doesnt mean i know how to fix it

this post leaves out the funniest part of this interaction

how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies

why is life sooooooo beautiful and profound and sad and completely empty

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GOLD CAPPED SCHMEAT!!!!!