seren

You know. Some people could really stand to get more comfortable with the idea of “you shouldn’t say that because it’s mean”. Especially with really common body shaming and straight up bullying lines.

“You shouldn’t make ugly bald jokes because what if a transman on T sees it!”

“You shouldn’t make virgin jokes because what if someone who’s asexual sees it!”

How about you just don’t make them because they’re mean. How about people can be balding or a virgin for a number of reasons and also don’t deserve to be routinely made fun of. How about saying that the reason you shouldn’t make x joke because it spares x specific identity’s feelings also let’s them know that you actually have no problem saying or thinking bald people are ugly or virgins are stupid or etc but you’re just not saying it in front of them. How about you understand this kind of body shaming and bullying especially in a very public setting online are always going to have way more unintended damage to people who did nothing wrong than damage to the person you’re upset with.

Sometimes the best reason to not make a bad joke like that is because it’s fucking mean.

Ichthyosaurs really just be like that.

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

What if I exploded into horrible goo

What if I exploded into wonderful goo

What if I exploded into loveable goo....

ABCDEFGHIJ LMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

There once was a man from the Kells

Whose limericks mixed with villanelles

Said he, when you asked

Which line would come last,

"There once was a man from the Kells."

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

oh hey it's the guy who blocked me from sending anons because I sent in the entirety of the novel Gadsby just before I was about to send in the 26 letter pangram

YOU

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

If you ever feel lost or confused, just remember, when you're on a train, you are always moving forward and will always know where you are heading

the same could be said of if u were fired out of a cannon but the govt will never fund my research 😞

That's not a good transit system, it sounds rather unreliable

unreliable? i can load and fire a cannon in under 30 seconds. imagine being able to travel anywhere you want, not just where theres expensive infrastructure already built, but anywhere, in just a few seconds?

sure. ill be the first to admit our casualty rating is less than stellar, but ya know what they say, "shoot for the stars, that way osha will never find those poor interns remains"

Can you aim it accurately repeatedly though and insure people's safety consistently?

@amtrak-official

I think you will like this if you have not seen it already

Trains are wonderful and beautiful machines

"oh no!! the wga and sag striking means there won't be any new shows 😭 what can we watch now"

columblrinas who have been watching the same 70s detective show for years:

“Back in the day my father knew a space ship captain, real good with the ladies. He used to say, “that Captain Kirk, he was as smooth as a Klingon forehead.” Well, I always thought that was odd, ya know?”

Lieutenant Columbo gets kinkshamed