s e r e n i t y

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

to the window to the wall to the trash where i belong

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

my blog will make you horny ;)

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Love/Couples

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

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