A Beast in the Shadows

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

New Orleans ❤

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

“oh I’ll bet that’s Dorren... yup, that’s Doreen.”  https://www.doreensjazz.com

Reblogging not for the first nor the last time. There’s just something right about this conjunction of laid-back music and lively weather...

Never Forget the Reign of Terror waged against Muslims (and by extension, Sikhs profiled as being Muslim) in the nearly two decades following 9/11.

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

omg

World heratige post

ah yes, the original version

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

shh, dont tell anyone

The ancient texts…

kansan classic

wow

Lmfao when Russia doesn’t send you nudes after making this illegal is more of a better response. Don’t be a ass twice ya know

This shit just became my favourite….

don’t know what to feel here: “what the flying fuck” or…“what the flying fuck” ig i don’t know–

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

Please money marge, send me a job callback

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

Straight up this Potato fucking works every time

thank you @fangirl-ofrandomness for including @slickshoesareyoucrazy ’s tags!

You love and support trans women!

Beauty comes in so many forms 😊 Always a reblog

If you don’t reblog this you’re a person who didn’t reblog this.

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

ET TU BRUTE???

Your calendrically-appropriate post for the day.

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again