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per aspera, ad astra

@serendipity-in-motion / serendipity-in-motion.tumblr.com

Carter, 21, demiboy. He/him, they/them. Happily taken!! Hyperian
Anonymous asked:

consider this: intrusive sleep. Remus X Remy

i dont rlly ship remy with any of the sides but that sounds like a trainwreck i love it

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Did someone say

Rem^2??

HYALUS i STARTED THAT LKdFLKDFF 

NO, NONONO @serendipity-in-motion STARTED IT!!!

LOOK BLAME THE THOMAS SANDERS CULT DISCORD SERVER THATS WHERE I FIRST MENTIONED IT

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

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What the fuck is up with this post lmao

I’m looking at some of the other reblogs and the image is visible

schrodinger’s post

I think this is the first ever visual evidence of the Schrödinger effect.

I swear Tumblr is either haunted or it is above science.

They both appeared in my feed CONSECUTIVELY I don’t know how, but they did

Oh god I’ve never laughed so hard in years. Oh, how would I ever get this kind of content from any other site? What other social media site is this broken?

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

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95% of boys will go through a Hot Sauce Phase

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Shortly before or during puberty, most boys in North America are visited by the Spice Fairy, who anoints them with the sacred Flamin’ Hot ointment and with it places a singular obsession into their brains: the desire to talk about hot sauce and to consume massive quantities of hot sauce. A sure sign of a visitation by the Spice Fairy is if a boy suddenly starts telling everyone he meets about the hot sauce he can totally chug, and the spicy hot chips and corn meal products he can eat without flinching.

A Hot Sauce Boy might recover from his condition after a few years or he may remain afflicted for the rest of his life, though the symptoms usually become manageable.

I got skipped by the Spice Fairy and now I'm trans

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Ahh, that just means you were claimed instead by the Brine Fairy.

a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*

my content-starved wlw ass:

a woman in a film: *brushes another woman’s hair tenderly away from her face*

me:

Uncle, do you realize what this means?

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

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Oh no, that emotionally devastating scene would have been so much more impactful if it had happened earlier.  Better go back to the same kernel of daydream I’ve been basing every daydream of the last three weeks on and do it right this time.  If I’m not swallowing back tears at Starbucks, I’m gonna have to figure out another way to emotionally gut myself.

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I feel so called out

But then when you get it right..

me for the past 7 years