the coolest clown in the circus

fuck you I've changed and grown as a person. social media old man yaoi

aaaaaa! *girlscampers away from you*

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

what i love about the queer women rep in tlt is that so much of it is just like. gideon reading her titty magazines but getting zero action. ianthe trying to kiss harrow and getting rejected. harrow begging a hallucination of a corpse to have sex with her and getting rejected. marta turning down judith, judith turning down corona, corona unsuccessfully flirting with camilla. nona's one-sided attraction to corona and camilla. camilla’s third-wheeling (x3) and plain lack of interest in getting it on with anyone. gideon and ianthe fighting over harrow when they’re both losing out to a frozen ice bimbo. ‘but she never gave you anything. you never got anywhere.’ ‘did you???’ << honestly sums it up.

t-shirt that reads "do not forget you are an animal"

Thursday! Great day to lose my mind

Booty shorts that say “for I have seen the throne of the gods and it was empty!” on the ass

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

✨️ feeling your feelings ✨️

Who else hates it?

Happy Moon Landing Day!

We love the moon, because she is good to us, and she let us land on her a bunch of times.

The moon is just pretty swell, actually

she wasn’t fooling anyone

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

The spidermans gave me a religious experience last night and I heard it’s all the rage to make one of your own so I made an extremely silly one that has breakfast-themed powers

Peggy (goes by Egg) Parker bit into a radioactive croissant one morning and gained the unique psychic ability to tell what food someone is craving. Her dimension is extremely cartoony and goofy. The villains come out at sunrise, motivated by hanger, and she defeats them by making whatever breakfast they wanna eat.

She’s not strong at all compared to the other spider-people but she IS the most popular between the hours of 5am to 12pm. Miguel let her in bc her homemade huevos rancheros is the only thing preventing him from committing a diplomatic invident

canon event

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

Daily checklist of affirmations:

I can’t believe John’s backstory in Nona the Ninth predicted barbenheimer

she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept

dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?

nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely

“Highlights of our results include merging of viscoplastic materials with complex geometry, a taffy-pulling animation with many fold and merge events, and stretching and slicing of stiff plastic material.“

Finally, a worthy foe for Plinko Horse

Taffy Puller Cow

reblog to taffy a cow

This is how they make beef jerky

vegans will tell you this is the process to make one (1) ham burger

vegans will tell you

this is the process to make

one (1) ham burger

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.