Wake Up And Smell The Chaos
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-wipe away your natural energy entirely
-create a new energy type that fits your entire being exactly
-perform an immediate cleanse on this new energy once it's finished reforming
-every single ability you have whether natural or earned will ne significantly boosted by 100,000x
-unlock every ability or power you have yet to discover
-if any powers/abilities overflow, the limit you have for each thing will be heightened to it's new filled capacity
-clear away every single blockage you currently have whether energetic, physical or emotional, permenantly
-creates freeway for every blessing and manifestation to flow to you freely, permenantly
-whatever blocks you from raising your vibrations easily is forced into motion to be worked out asap
-whatever awakenings are needed to happen for you to move forward will come "full speed ahead"
Highschool AU! Wonho
Highschool AU for the other members ;
- “Super Ultra Bad Boy Shin Hoseok” is a very common misconception
- The cool way he dresses with his muscle tanks, ripped jeans, tinted shades and occasional leather jacket makes most people fear him at first glance
- Plus his calm and suave nature, especially when he walks down the halls
- But he’s actually super soft
- Usually the first to initiate conversations with people
- Often advertises his mother’s café (where he also occasionally works at!)
- Will invite people to casual and friendly dates (to his mother’s café lol)
- An actual momma’s boy, the type of guy who would love it if his mother dropped him off or picked him up
- If there were parent-teacher interviews he’d make sure to give his mom a tour and introduce him to his teachers and friends
- Loves when people talk to him, will basically flirt casually with anyone but uses it as a form of flattery because he likes making people smile too
- Super healthy and athletic, basically used his gym bag as his actual school bag and forgets his backpack exists
- He’ll seriously leave his backpack everywhere and ends up interrupting classes as he sheepishly approaches the teacher and admits to leaving it in their room
- There was one incident where he left his backpack and people went through it and accused him for having drugs
- But they were really just his vitamins and other supplements
- Going to the school’s Weight Room (exercise room with all the equipment) with Shownu and occasionally his other friends if he manages to drag them along is his daily routine
- Encourages people to stay fit and even offers to personally train people
- The type of person to use all those health apps on his phone, keeps track of his exercises, calories, sleep time etc
- Also the type of person to send snapchats of himself in the Weight Room (occasionally featuring Shownu!)
- Seems pretty proud and smug, especially just around his friends like “Yeah, I work out alot ;)” but when he’s left alone with others he may get flustered
- Likes to sing whenever but will get embarassed when people hear him
- Aside from eating instant noodles often, only unhealthy thing he does is barely getting sleep, he often stays up late composing songs, exercising, or rehearsing dance choreo or songs
- Occasionally dozes off on breaks or even in class, sometimes you can catch him slowly slouching as his head just dips downwards before eventually landing on the surface of a desk
- Lowkey forgets about homework so when teachers ask for it he’ll be all “hahah sorry I lost it!” “Oh sorry, I left it at home!” “Can I give it to you tomorrow?”
- Sometimes he’ll even ask if he can go get it in his locker and will skip the rest of his class
- Feels guilty about skipping classes though so he’ll either tell his mother or ask for permission beforehand
- One time tried to be a #rebel and skip class without telling, but 15 minutes into the block the guilt consumed him and he called his mom to apologize
- Has secret sweet stashes for his “cheat days”
- It anyone catches him cheating his diet he gets super flustered and will be like “NO it’s not what it seems??”
- When he doesn’t work at his mother’s café he takes on a variety of other part time jobs to help his mother pay bills and such
- When he works at Starbucks customers literally ask for him specifically because he’s so charming and he makes great frappes
- Always so polite and friendly, he’ll definitely be the one who manages to sneak customers extra whipped cream or extra cookies or donuts free of charge
- His school supplies are super cute, the type of person who uses notepads and pencils with designs on them and scented erasers in the shape of food or animals
- Either works on assignments and projects non-stop and finishes them super early, or will put them off until the last minute
- “Shin Hoseok… your last project was utterly flawless, professionally well done and perfect… so why does this one look like you just copied it all from a Wikipedia page?”
- (It’s because he was working on a cool song he didn’t want to lose inspiration to)
- Most people refer to him as Wonho because he really does protect people
- Will defend anyone from bullies without hesitation, either if it happens right in front of him or if he finds out he’ll literally confront the bully
- Covers for people and will even take the blame for them
- Sacrifices his lunch, always lends money if people ask for it, and always treats his friends to free food
- Always tries to cross roads first, even if the light doesn’t indicate the crossing yet because he wants to make sure it’s safe for the other people crossing
- Cries during emotional / important speeches, as well as Anti-Bullying / Memorial / End-of-Year assemblies
if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with
I've noticed that I have never given a shit about what the "latest trend" is. I always tried to find an interest in these things to feel as if I'm somewhat connected to humanity in any way.
Now, I just don't give a shit at all. I'm not like anyone else and that's totally okay.
NASA: WE KNOW THERE’S A FUCKING HUGE PLANET OUT THERE!
ME: awesome where?
NASA: *points excitedly at space*
–Sarah Williams
When your mom makes food and she’s like “who’s hungry!”
idk if this is anything but my boyfriend calls me dingus and i call him goofus? i started it w/ goofus then he started calling me dingus. i think its kinda cute!
tbh any kind of nicknames are beautiful and i appreciate this





