Who are you and why the absolute fuck are you on my blog? /nm /lh
Also, Check out @laptoparmageddon for my uhhh main account stuff??? and @necromancy-and-tax-evasion for all my art! : )
I go by He/him, they/them, it/it, kyo/kyon, ze/zir, xe/xem, hy/hym, ones/one, toast/toast, hope/hope, and ꙮ/ꙮ's pronouns. Feel free to call me Skin stealer, Kiyo, Kaizo, Buki, Pero², or dad!
If you are referring to "clean up clean up everybody everywhere clean up clean up everybody do their share" then I'll have you know that remembering the song and having it play in my head made me clean up a section of my workspace and I am 27, so the sleeper agent codes go in deep.
He's going to curse your bloodline.
me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"
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Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’
This is the only good reply on this post everyone else go home
Old characters. Fluffy hair has always been my favorite trait to give people. I will not stop.
hmmmnnngh
oi fuck off youre not coming in
Casting curse of hummingbird on you.
Jokes on you, I love nectar
I was so preoccupied with trying to cause harm that I failed to realize the peace and tranquility my spells bring. How could I have been so foolish?
Casting spell of killing porn bots. Die. Persh.
the influx of pornbots is so funny. we're out in our little paddleboat like "oh the rats are swarming again. auspices for the new year." and in the background the S.S. Twitter is floating past upside down.
crying and sobbing as i use my oar to push all these beautiful sirens back into the water, for i know that they deceive.
I honestly think this one is a wild rabbit
Finder will take to wildlife in the morning to confirm
Okay, I know my handwriting is bad
But surely it is not THIS bad
Her name is Cupcake and she loves Legos.
