Going out for the first time in awhile and I’m trying to remember what people talk about. I just gotta remind myself to not talk about whatever Korean thing I just watched. I don’t want to look like a kpop Stan.
Be normal.
I’ve been half-assing my way through learning another language for years, but the only time I feel truly motivated is when I drink. What’s up with that?
I went on a walk today with the dog because even though we have a backyard she was frightened by it for some reason. So we are walking and get stopped by two women with an unleashed dog in their go kart. They somehow mistook my dog for a different dog and told their dog to play. Either they did not even look at me or this other dog has different people walking it everyday.
Anyway now my dog is scared to go on walks with me so that sucks.
I’ve been in Virginia for a week now. The place we rented this time is kinda in the middle of nowhere and while the property is nice the location is driving me insane.
I always thought living in a little town sounded nice and relaxing. It sounds nice in books! But it takes at least 20 minutes to get to the nearest town. There’s only farms and churches and narrow streets that have no lines on them. I’m too suburban for this.
I’m going to Virginia again tomorrow so expect more posts about me being confused because anything outside of the NJ metro area is new and frightening.
It’s a nice day so there’s tons of people in their yards grilling and playing with pets and I can’t help but wonder if I live in the weird house?
I hear other people saying stuff like “good job!” and laughing and having fun meanwhile I’m just yelling “No! Do not eat a bee! You’re ruining the ecosystem!”
Still watching this show and while I would not be the type of person to murder my coworker I would definitely be the type to lie my way out of danger. Like, they’re all trying to decide who stays behind in scary circumstances. Say you are pregnant or need to get home because malaria-ridden orphans depend on you! Damn, everyone is terrible at lying. At least my lies will save me.
I don’t know what it is about alcohol but if I have one beer or one glass of wine I get super tired and want to sleep immediately. But two or more drinks and I’m staying up way later than usual.
Watching a Netflix show called Slasher. These people killed their friend while they were counselors at a camp a few years ago and now they’re going back to the campground. Uh no. I would never go back. Bad choice.
Nooooooooo. Finlandiaaaaaa.
As a. American I know my voice doesn’t count much. But my vote for Eurovision will always be the song I want to dance/jump along to in a club at midnight. Like if I want to scream/sing along to your song it deserves to win.
I’d love to vote but I’m poor. Someone vote for Finland for me.
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Croatia! The song is lacking but the presentation is top notch.
Blood and glitter are like my two favorite things!
Moldova is giving me cult leader vibes.
The wind machine alone is winning me over for Australia.
Australia looks like a big bunch of nerds.
Finland understood the assignment.
I feel like I would see this woman in the woods in the middle of the night asking for my soul. And I’m into it.
I have no idea what anyone is saying, but Serbia is bringing the drama and I appreciate that.