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I hate retail
When it’s a slow day it’s calm but boring as hell
When it’s packed you’re always occupied but there’s no breaks
I can’t fucking win
Fuck retail
If someone comes in 5 minutes to closing I’m rapidly going to become a threat to human life
By some insane miracle, nobody came in right before closing
Catgirl leaving her surplus kills lying around in shared living areas as a sign of affection, except instead of decimating the local songbird population she's just constantly shoplifting random shit. She's banned from every Target in the tri-state area. You have eight blenders.
i’m so tired of transness, transexuality, and transition (or not) needing to be palatable to cishetero society
people deserve access to hormones AND surgery with quality care because otherwise *we* will engage in “harmful” and “risky” behavior ie DIY hormones, black market surgeries, etc.
trans & gay people have literally been taking black/grey market hormones and “getting pumped” for decades before medics gatekeeping so graciously deigned to allow us direct access to their doctors.
y’all need to be realistic that hormones & surgery are going to be sought out regardless of their legality, safety, and price (yes literally. not just trans people with wealth. trans sex workers hustling for surgery & hormone money. gay people bumming hormones off of each other)
personally, i was always interested in getting phalloplasty even when i erroneously believed the garbage misinformation about how “terrible” phalloplasty is. i didn’t care if it “worked” (it does) or if i could “never feel it” (i can) or if i would have many complications (i did/do) or it wouldn’t “look normal” (it does). and ultimately, i still wanted it because all of it was worth the sacrifice to change my genitals - period. and all that fearmongering amounted to nothing but outdated & skewed misinfo anyway.
realistically, do y’all want people to have safe(r), direct(-er), and easy(-er) access to surgery & hormones or not? because we will do it anyway.
i would also be remiss to not point out how the phrase “getting pumped” was popularized by black& latino trans/gay/GNC people (especially but not exclusively trans women).
for example, FemQueen (FQ) realness is a staple category in ballroom and how do you think some femqueens walked that category (and made money for rent, hormones, surgeries, etc.)
again. trans/gay people will do this regardless.
Convinced a bunch of my friends to play rainworld and we made up designs and names for our slugcats! The (brain)rot spreads... (Tiny is not on the first doodle page because he is a very very new addition to our rainworld crew and hasn't played much btw)
i recently got an airfryer and words cant describe the catharsis that is knowing i will never have to be mocked by that dress weaving white woman horse again
I hate retail
When it’s a slow day it’s calm but boring as hell
When it’s packed you’re always occupied but there’s no breaks
I can’t fucking win
Fuck retail
In an interesting turn of events I have been enrolled in a six hour couples bondage seminar despite being both 1. painfully single and 2. Incredibly anxious but fuck it we ball, I guess
I thought "Excellent, I've been looking for more formal training in this area" so I signed up and then twenty minutes later the hamster running the wheel that powers my brain woke up and I went "ah shit, I need a date for this don't I"
Totally understandable thought! But do consider:
You can choke someone unconscious in just 15 seconds. Temporary or permanent brain damage can then occur within 30 seconds. After 3 minutes, the brain will shut down and they will die.
And yet, plenty of people think getting choked in bed is sexy, and will attempt it without any research whatsoever.
Did you know that using binding materials that are too thin can cause lacerations? Or that tying someone in the wrong position can kill them? Did you know that just surface pressure held too long, without any struggling or pulling, can feel like a bone-deep bruise? Or alternatively, that too much slack or movement can strip skin right off, and you might not even feel it happening?
Sitting in a big room writing down notes and following an instructor really isn't all that sexy for me personally, true, but a lot of kink comes with risk, and making the concious choice to engage in kink without taking steps to minimize that risk is, frankly, dangerous and irresponsible.
Like.... every sky diving attendant probably had to pass a few exams before jumping out a plane with you, right? So wouldn't you feel a little unsafe jumping with one that was just making it up as they went?
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My favorite “humans are space orcs” idea is that trope where aliens kidnap some humans for their zoo, except it ends up like Jurassic Park. And the poor Alien Humanologists who were invited to the park are like:
“You mean you locked up a pack of curious, highly competitive persistence predators with NO enrichment in the enclosure? You FOOLS! If you had bothered to throw a basketball or half a box of Legos in there, KE-X9 would still be alive!
“Well of course they climbed the retaining wall! Did you think to study their evolutionary lineage AT ALL?”
The humans would find a way to use the basketball and legos to escape. I mean one time a guy somehow escaped from a prison in Mexico without breaking any laws so his escape would be legal so honestly given enough time the Jurassic park situation is inevitable.
Jurassic Park would be awesome, but now that I think about it I also kind of love love the idea of humans as the alien zoo equivalent of those octopuses that climb out of their tanks and wander around taste-testing other exhibits or throwing sub-par shrimp at handlers.
Like they’re totally unable to figure out what’s happening because the cameras keep going out, but every night things get moved, or stolen, exhibits are disappearing, WHAT IS GOING ON, they’ve moved facilities twice and it’s still happening, are they haunted, are the ancestors angry, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
And then a weary humanologist is all ‘… your humans are getting out’.
“That is impossible.”
“They’re getting out.”
“That enclosure is COMPLETELY SECURE.”
“And yet somehow they’re getting out.”
“THE HUMANS ARE NOT GETTING OUT.”
“Oh yeah? I bet you twenty glarks they’re getting out. Stay after closing time with me and I’ll show you.”
*next day*
“… the humans were getting out.”
“… why did they keep going back in, then?!”
(In a deeply embarrassed mumble) “They said they weren’t going to escape until they finished their behavioural experiments. Uh. On us.”
THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE!
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Many thanks to you @livinginlilaccove - you get a gold star ⭐️ for your excellent blog setup!