It really be like that

you’re all my enemy until proven otherwise

I think about this post all the time

her curry has honestly got me cumin inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nitrates are incredibly high on this post

im feeliilng d,izzy

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

“enjoying dark content” is such a stupid fucking way to frame it and you all know it. like yeah I read books for grown ups man I know how to tell when an author is writing a story to explore the “dark themes” vs when they’re writing it one-handed

were they writing frozen incest fic to explore the trauma and abuse of incest and how that can affect a person or were they writing it because they enjoy writing abt siblings fucking. please use your goddamn brain I know you have one because you couldn’t be alive without it

Even assuming that sense is infallible, giving anyone the power to censor what exists based on this criteria would be misused immediately and inevitably spread to other subjects.

too scared to blog im sending my body double out there

my bloggy double. sorry. its my first day im still figuring this out

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

Every day on the internet I learn about new stereotypes I previously didn’t know the existence of

woa h !

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

This is a very valid approach, but as someone who dealt with those exact cramps for many years:

THAT IS NOT NORMAL OR HEALTHY

It turns out your period should actually make you feel just vaguely sick and sore, with mild cramping when you pass a clot. MILD. As in “easily beaten by 2 ibuprofen and a large coffee.”

You should feel tired or gross, sure, but not in agony. If the cramps are worse significantly worse than a headache, you have a problem

The agonies are NOT HEALTHY.

Please contact a doctor, ideally a gyno you trust, and tell them about this cramping. Be clear that you are dealing with a level of pain you normally associate with grievous injury. 8+ on the pain scale.

“Oh it’s not that bad” YOU ARE ROLEPLAYING A DYING MAN TO COPE YES IT IS THAT BAD

And I’m willing to bet that you’re passing more than a typical amount of blood, too. Did you know that you shouldn’t EVER fill a menstrual cup to capacity in the course of a normal 8 hour work day? That if you have tampon or pad leakage in under 4 hours, you’re “flooding” (passing blood too quickly to be absorbed).

These, too, are not healthy. But most people don’t know what a “normal” period even is. Especially since these symptoms often start around age 12, when adults are busy obsessively telling you to grow up and that it’s “not that bad” so that most of us with problems internalize that we are weak, not that we need help.

There is help.

There are treatments.

In my case, it was a simple matter of changing a single medication. It turns out, menstruation is supposed to suck because you’re vaguely lightheaded and your hormones are wacked out.

It’s NOT supposed to make you enter psychotic episodes or torture you like an open wound.

If you at all can, contact a doctor about this issue.

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

This is true! But if I did that, I would stop waking up to emails like this

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

all the anon hate on tumblr is sent by these 5 men

the little lego men are having gay sex every time you arent looking at them

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there's this guy

Nothing wrong with me

bad news guys i've developed the habit of just giving a thumbs-up whenever i see anything i like. this includes things i like online

i can't stop

i also want to mention that on occasion i'll stand up and do the sparkle on jerma pose blankly at a wall for a couple seconds and then go back to normal. i don't know whats up with that either

well,

wanted to see if there was a way to tell the sex of the bird that was sheltering from the rain in my garden

so i googled

great tits male

scroll down kings 🙏