Since Iโm in a helpful mood:
Guide for new Nct fans
Jungwoo- The member with the best hair
Chenle- Declared bankruptcy nine times before his third birthday
Winwin- SMโs favorite vocalist
Kun: Confused and ditzy redhead. Part of duo Dumb-
Xiaojun: -and Dumber
Mark- Least awkward person in the world. Tech genius. Kinda lazy shh-
Jeno: Needs to do some sit-ups no offense
Taeil: The maknae
Haechan: Subvocalist. Part of the infamous ship-umโฆRenHyuk yEs
Yuta: Haitian prince
Lucas- Lightskinned Midget vocalist who never talks
Taeyong: Avid hunter, clueless, almost burned down the kitchen once. Chained himself to Doyoung for 3 weeks straight unless he agreed to Tom and Jerry foreplay.
Ten: Panicked Gay. Lawful Good. Virgin.
Doyoung: Was scouted when he was a bald peaceful Buddhist nomad. Most respected member, no one would dare fk with him
Jaemin: Has a hit out on Jeno and Jisung. Your parentโs worse nightmare. Always hyper because he takes 3 shots of battery acid every morning
Johnny- Debuted after 2 weeks. Never seen a dungeon in his life.
Hendery: Highkey looks like Sebastian from The Little Mermaid
Renjun: Toll line. Rapping legend.
Jaehyun- Never suffered from a calcium deficiency. He does suffer from being the unpopular dorky guy in class that no one wants to date ๐ฌ
Sungchan: Locked in an eternal dodgeball game with Yuta. He also beat Lucas in thumb wresting using pure physics which ignited Captain America: Himbo War
Jisung: Smol motivational speaker, does designated coffee runs, has his shit together
Yang Yang: Famous actor, check out his dramas
Shotaro: Famous viner but you might also know him as Shownuโs little brother. He was doing some slutty shit and SM couldnโt resist that Eboy goodness.
Jason Derulo: Joined in Shut Up and Dance Era as a Main Dancer if Taeil would just give it up already [REDACTED FROM KPOP]
HRVY: Joined in DNYL era, Getting married to Renjun in June [POSTPONED: CONSIDERING ZOOM WEDDING]
Pending members: PRETTYMUCH, Ji Hansol, Lay Zhangโฆ
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Nct U: Too spoiled by comebacks. Debut song was okay I guess
Nct Dream: Nctโs only fixed unit
Nct 127: Puerto Rican based unit, songs are outdated and behind the times
Nct Wayv: Very overrated Unit, Stan to lose brain cells
Nct Hollywood: Currently recruiting TikTokers from the Hype House
Nctzens: Least crackhead fandom youโll ever meet
