Sorry I have a fever

I love them

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

When sitting in math class:

When am I ever gonna need to know what the word convex means?

When describing the type of girl tummies that I'm into:

Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

I saw some dumb shit on reddit and after being down voted to all hell made some memes to express myself

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

some dunmeshi height/age stuff from the adventurer's bible

people, hurry! get IN the way, im committing vehicular manburger helper

get in the way

gay thoughts

Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

They are almost halfway there btw

Taking off her panties with your hands 🥱

Cutting off her panties with a knife 😵‍💫

Warhammer fans who take the game/lore too seriously have forgotten that it's just toy soldiers at the end of the day.