Reblog to put a handful of grass that you just tore out of the dirt onto the person you reblogged from’s head

A Simple Favor (2018)

Hungarian Rhapsody: Queen Live in Budapest — July 27, 1986

Masterlist ~ My Babies

Hello everyone! Here’s a compilation of all the fanfiction I have written! Enjoy and please do credit me if you somehow copy these stories! 

As always, happy reading! 

-Kristi

Dean Winchester

Damon Salvatore

Supernatural

The Vampire Diaries

Threesomes

Actors

Others

Equally Dominant

Requests: Hey love! I wanted to tell you how amazing you are and what an amazing job you’re doing. I love your work and it really makes my day every time I see your blog. Anyways, I wanted to request a part 2 for the fic named “Figment” about Dean and Damon, and maybe it can be smutty? Thanks for your time anyways, love. Have a great day! – @shydeepblue and Hi! Could you do a Damon x Dean x reader threesome where both of the guys try to be more dominant than the other? – Anon

Pairings: Dean x Reader x Damon

Warnings: dom!Dean and dom!Damon, smut, language, threesome

Word Count: 1640

A/N: This is just pure smut, sorta plotless, this was a long time coming. Photo below is my edit! It’s not perfect but here it is :) Feedback is appreciated!

Figment

Masterlist

You three ate in silence and you moved your fork around as if playing with your food. You looked up to Dean and Damon, chatting as they ate. Yesterday they were literal figments in your head and today—today they were smiling, breathing, talking, they were alive. God, they were beautiful, the spots, the rough edges, they were ones to marvel at and that was exactly what you were doing. 

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Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

So I got into this kids show called The Deep cause OCEAN and CRYTIDS and WE DONT KNOW WHATS DOWN THERE COME ON and then I accidentally sucked Rumpy into it too.

But now I’m realizing there is exactly no fandom for it on here, like I get it’s marketed towards an audience that isn’t on tumblr, but I thought SOME adults/teens must’ve seen and enjoyed it. I was hoping to see some fun oceanology/cryptid/mermaid talks.

I love him

I HAVE SOME questions

So many stick

Lay With Me

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! A little smutty something for you guys. I didn’t put a specific character for this so I’m letting your imagination run wild with this smutty fic. Enjoy as always and happy reading!

Warnings: Smut (unsafe smut), swearing

Word Count: 1273

(gifs not mine, credits to the owners)

You laid on your stomach, scrolling on your phone as you waited for him to get home, wanting the feel of his skin against you, his lips, his embrace, everything. You sighed. You weren’t a fan really of him going home at late hours even though you don’t really sleep early as well but you wanted to just cuddle for a longer time until you fall asleep. You were starting to fall asleep but you fought it in hopes he might come home any time now. You looked over to your nightstand, the clock flashing 8:30 pm. You considered to take a few minutes of nap just because you were tired and your eyes felt too heavy for some reason.

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DIEGO TINOCO & SIERRA CAPRI photographed by Emma Trim for Teen Vogue (2020)

All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You

Summary: You’re driving alone after getting into a huge fight with your now ex-boyfriend. You spot a guy standing on the side of the road in the rain, hitching a ride, so you give him a lift. That guy happens to be Dean Winchester.

Characters: Dean Winchester, You

Pairing: Dean x You

Word Count: 4427

Warning: Smut, smut and more smut! Oh and very slight angst.

Song inspiration - https://youtu.be/OAfxs0IDeMs

Heart - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You

A/N - I have had a lot of help with this as it was my first Dean fic. So huge thank you to @mummybear​ @winchest09​ (who also designed the gorgeous banner) @queen-of-deans-booty​ and @1000roughdrafts​ for everything. As I am a new fan fiction writer, feedback is very welcome. Please like, comment and reblog. 

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‘That’s it! I’m outta here,’ you yell as you slam the door behind you, running into the rain.

Jamming your hands in your pockets, you find your car keys. Having just discovered your boyfriend is sleeping with a girl that he works with, you decide to go for a drive to clear your head. Seething with anger, you get into your car and pull the door shut with a noticeable slam.

‘That cheating bastard!’ you scream, slamming your hands on the steering wheel in frustration.

The wheels spin out of the yard as you head towards the highway with no destination in mind. You just need to drive.

Deep down you knew he wasn’t happy because things had not been right for a long time. You hadn’t made love for months, but you somehow thought he would have the guts to end it rather than cheat. If you’re being honest, you weren’t happy either. You and boyfriend were more like roommates than lovers and you were stuck in a rut. Maybe this was the excuse you needed to finally get out.

The rain is coming down so hard it’s getting increasingly difficult to see the road ahead. To avoid an accident, you turn onto a side road in the hope the rain will clear up soon.You look up and realize you must have driven for miles. You are in the middle of nowhere, and you don’t really know where to go next. Suddenly, your headlights catch a figure standing on the side of the road. Curious as to why someone would be standing alone in the rain, you slow down and roll the window down.

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So I got into this kids show called The Deep cause OCEAN and CRYTIDS and WE DONT KNOW WHATS DOWN THERE COME ON and then I accidentally sucked Rumpy into it too.

But now I’m realizing there is exactly no fandom for it on here, like I get it’s marketed towards an audience that isn’t on tumblr, but I thought SOME adults/teens must’ve seen and enjoyed it. I was hoping to see some fun oceanology/cryptid/mermaid talks.

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

friendly reminder that if you whine while i’m fucking you, i will have no intention of stopping. i will fuck you until you’ve lost count of your orgasms, just so i can hear those sweet little whines and whimpers and the moans you try to muffle. you’ll be a boneless puddle of pleasure and cum by the time i’m finished with you, and that’s just the way i like it.

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

SCIENCE!

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

@celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi.

on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun!!

Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time.

Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and “thrown back” what is actually happening is your muscles contracting so hard and fast you essentially fling yourself away from the dangerous thing.

This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say ‘no, don’t,’ whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it’s either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it’s really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don’t just do this when it’s our own body that might die, but for others in our community as well. 

This is why a zombie would be extremely terrifying for a short period, and then neutralize itself. No fear and no pain means it could rip apart the gates to your fortress with its bare hands, but it would tear its arms or break its back in the process and never do anything very dangerous again.

This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That’s probably what makes vampires so strong; they don’t actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly.

@krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags

Aight I know I’m OP but I gotta reblog for appreciation of that comment

We know why 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🖕🏾

White ppl

Why do they do this? What do they gain?

imagine telling your grandchildren that giraffes used to exist

Imagine telling your kids you killed a fucking giraffe😒

I’m disgusted

I’m fucking outraged!

Thanks white people

^^^^^^

Get you a partner who wants to invest in you, listen to you, learn from you, see you win, support your visions & fall in love with you daily

But make sure that’s the same person you want to invest in, you want to listen to, you want to learn from, you wanna see win, whose visions you wanna support even if you don’t really fuck with them all the way like that but you gonna support them anyway cus you fall in love with them daily

The representation of every day happenings in this comic is absolutly off the charts. If you haven’t read it yet I implore you.