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Not Just Cartoons… Nicktoons! (2002)

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

The only valid response to this post.

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

This is Tumblr; we’ve ALL seen what happened to the pineapple. O_O

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

HONESTLY also like. part of combatting misinformation is just accepting that you'll fall victim to it sometimes. no-one can be an expert on every imaginable subject and most people don't have the time to factcheck every single piece of information that comes their way. the key thing IMO is responding appropriately when someone points misinfo ie not doubling down and being like 'no there's no way I could be wrong about this'.

like a big part of studying history is learning that your previously held beliefs are hotly debated or even outright wrong and sometimes it feels bad bcos you realise you bought into what was, with the benefit of hindsight, an obvious lie.

and other times it feels bad bcos it's actively disappointing!! often the lie feels better than the truth! historical myths get popular bcos they are, typically, better, punchier stories than what actually happened.

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

Apparently that's dad! He's in a lot of the photos.

Trying my best to spread this

Sorry for not giving the link earlier 💔

Superman: Red And Blue #05

Look I'm not a superman person, but as a tribute to a loving parent and a demonstration of how the small ways we show love and encouragement to children can help them bloom into compassionate and loving adults, this is undeniably beautiful.

-ray narvaez jr voice- what do you mean?

It's-a painting kind of weekend. 🎨🖌

i think i made this video forever ago and i just found it deep in my gallery

—Betty Gilpin

i relate to steven lim because i too would stop in the middle of a highly stressful, timed competition to show you pictures of my pets

The strawberries looked damn real  💗

I see it built in front of me and I still don’t understand

had an autism moment at the computer part store today

alan alda basing “the long-john flap” on la ronde is absolutely batshit insane-making information and i deserve financial compensation for that knowledge 

for those who have never read or seen la ronde (or hello again or any of the various adaptations):

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

Years later I appreciate however unintentionally that this is ecactly written like an alibaba product description

Allan - he's Ken's buddy™

All of Ken's clothes fit him!

1964

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like