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Sensible "reblog if" posts and reblogs

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Lots of things to reblog if you..... Open to submissions
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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

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like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

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bbc sherlock wants what i have

Autism?

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yeah it’s autism

Reblog if BBC Sherlock wants what you have

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One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like “if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan… maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳” and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like “WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known” LMAO

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ID: Tumblr tags that read “#manga panels about girls pining for each other and refusing to admit their feelings #with ‘DO NOT ATTEMPT. PROFESSIONALS ON CLOSED COURSE’ flashing at the bottom” End ID.

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Hdhfhfhfhhd it’s the term for female yuri fans, it’s like the yuri version of fujoshi. Though most of us are probably lesbians yeah. I genuinely made this post for my own social circle of yuri nerds so I used the term, I have no idea why this has so many notes lol.

Reblog if you are professional on a closed course

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how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

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im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

Like to charge, reblog to cast

I mean I hope she dies yesterday but yes, I will probably still be on this stupid site if it still exists in 25 years, though that would be shocking.

Reblog if you expect to be on this website 25 years from now

This site is such a preschool simulator you’ll meet someone and be like ‘wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we’re making friendship bracelets’ and then you’ll meet someone else and be like ‘hm i’ve never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. i think i might like to try it.’

Reblog if you've never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. And think you might like to try it.

This is just my 2¢ as a nonbinary person but I genuinely think that cis people's gender is just as constructed as trans people's. Cis people love to accuse us of having making up genders or artificially modifying our appearance but....the entire makeup, fashion, diet, workout, and haircare industry exists so that cis people can maintain the illusion of two entirely distinct genders with no overlap.

Everybody is constantly doing drag, all the time

Reblog if you are constantly doing drag all the time

sorry about your boyfriend. something horrible happened to you in another history, and he's been stuck in some sort of time loop for a while. so- oh you knew that already. oh, you- you're the one that put him in the time loop in the first place. ok.

Reblog if you're the one that put him in the time loop in the first place

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Characters will, at best, know what SETTING they're in. And you know what? Settings can be VERSATILE!

If you're going to a very fancy Debutante Ball, it could end up being Romance Novel, Murder Mystery, Coming of Age, Robin-Hood Heist, Society Drama, or something else. You just don't know.

You're at the local Cemetery. You know, the one that's there all year 'round, and not just furing Halloween Episodes. Are you mourning a loved one? Doing some end-of-life planning? Investigating a ghost? Looking for where the Edgy Goths hang out? Going for a nice walk on a sunny day? Choices are being made.

Look at the cast. Look at the story. Are all these characters.living in the same genre? Would the genre change if you shifted the point of view?

It's a fun thought-experiment!

Reblog if you know what genre you are in

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2018 was five years ago let that sink in

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no fucking way💀

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no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled

Reblog if it is infact, the year 2023 right now

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍

wtf?

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

John Daniel, the person behind the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group, coauthored a medical case report about an occlupanid “anchored in” a person’s colon. from the case report, published in 2011 (superscript numbers removed):

People older than 60 years of age who have either partial or full dentures seem to be at particular risk for the accidental ingestion of these devices. In five cases, the patient was known to be edentulous [having no teeth]. As the population ages, small bowel perforation secondary to ingestion of such clips may occur with increasing frequency. The call has been made for elimination or redesign of the clips to prevent their ingestion, make them less likely to hook into the mucosa (possibly by employing a spherical design), have them made out of digestible material, or simply incorporate radio-opaque compounds in the plastic to enable their identification in the gastrointestinal tract by conventional radiography. The path of eradication has already been taken in the UK where plastic clips have been replaced by tape for safety reasons.

Larisa M. Lehmer, Bruce D. Ragsdale, John Daniel, Edwin Hayashi, and Robert Kvalstad, “Plastic bag clip discovered in partial colectomy accompanying proposal for phylogenic plastic bag clip classification”, BMJ Case Reports (2011), https://doi.org/10.1136/bcr.02.2011.3869

from one of the references that Lehmer et al. 2011 cites:

These cases, combined with those previously reported (Table 1), suggest that people in their 60s who have either partial or full dentures (9 of the 10 patients for whom dental status was known) are particularly at risk for accidentally swallowing plastic bread-bag clips. We postulate that decreased oral sensation associated with wearing dentures increases susceptibility to swallowing these devices. Data from the current series and the literature have not identified cognitive deficits or dementia as a factor in swallowing plastic bread-bag clips. The role of visual acuity in accidental ingestion of the clips is unknown.

Ken J. Newell, Brian Taylor, John C. Walton, and Edward J. Tweedie, “Plastic bread-bag clips in the gastrointestinal tract: report of 5 cases and review of the literature”, CMAJ 162, no. 4 (2000)

please do not eat the bread clips

even if there are unlimited bread clips

Reblog if you are going to eat the bread clips

Anonymous asked:

why are you gay

a radioactive gay man bit me when i was 12

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Not you copying spiderman's backstory lol?

please stop mocking my tragic backstory it's been years and i still haven't recovered

then don't copy spiderman? the reason films nowadays are so boring and bad is because nobody takes the criticism

not even the slightest bit of sympathy for someone who will probably be like this for the rest of his days smh

why do you have to make me look bad all im saying is be original stop copying spiderman

actually so fucking sick of your shit i'm out here suffering and you don't even care

i think everyone should maybe shut up

i dont like this either

glad we finally agree on something wanna kiss

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Wtf is on my dash

i think it's a tumbr post

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can everyone stop rbing this now pls

Reblog if you are going to stop reblogging this