Me, feeling good after a new haircut: I–

My Dysphoria: You look like this now:

*prints this out and puts it in a locket for when the sadtimes hit*

‘Low Cost Cosplay’ Isn’t Letting 2020 Dampen His Hilarious Creativity (14 Pics) » TwistedSifter

Tailtorial

So I got the flu, and Ive been in bed for like 9 years. So naturally I decided to draw a lot of butts in order to go on a rant about tails.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I have to tag this as nsfw anyway, so here is a pin-up tiefling lad.

Tumblr, if you wanted naked creatures with tails, all you had to do was ask.

Its been a while since I’ve posted art so here’s a cute lil twink named Drew from the dnd campaign I play in!

I have like, 3,500 followers on this thing so I figure I might as well promote my new depop shop!

If you are interested in supporting a newly started queer business, well here you go!

I hand make every item listed with resin!

Give it a look and if you'd like, a reblog would be appreciated!

Thanks!

@alexxrios

????????????????? boneless motherfucker

Is he, you know ...

Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house

my god maintaining eye contact while he’s just slowly dragged backwards is amazing i can’t even

[aggressively supports and encourages young artists]

YES. THIS. FUCK YEAH THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

awww yeah! Support young creators!

Fucking bootlickers these days. Raise hell about covid, OP. which isnt the flu you fucking moron anon

@sparklemotion24

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