a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t  like it

me: 

Aww

why is this screenshot at critically low health

shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???

cool i have decided to never ask my followers anything ever again

@hallooweenie

@avidxmn NOPE IM DONE WITH THIS

me for 1 week after someone tells me i smell good

I wanna sit on Ramsay’s lap while he whispers kinky shit in my ear ❤️

I HONESTLY THOUGHT U MEANT GORDON RAMSEY IM-

the lamb may be dry, but you wont be ;)

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

I thought this was funnier than I should have

When you’re in skirmish and the enemy team starts attacking you instead of saying hello back: 

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

oh my fucking god

i’m honestly screaming. his icon status just shot thru the fucking roof.

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

I love this description of tumblr.

I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week

Discipline your child

apparently I can change the password on the account but I’m wondering if that’s too evil 😩😂

*hacker voice* im in

for those curious the new password is “dontsayfuck” 

lmaooo okay now this is just getting wild tell me why this kid made a new account and STILL used my email as their parent email like what is happening my son is out of control

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

au where i’m not a useless piece of shit

this post has so many notes like are y'all okay

No

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