Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
What is wrong with men that they equate equality with who you can abuse?
for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
you mean
The Aztec Death Whistle
Used for special ceremonies for day of the dead celebrations. It was also used when they had war with other tribes. It was used as psycological warfare
Okay and now there are several new things I’m afraid of.
Yah
For those few that notice me around here, due to circumstances beyond my control, I will be moving to another blog. If you want to find my new blog, message me. This blog will be open for a couple days before I delete it.
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
IT’S BACK
This would be ideal if she wanted to show someone an acting portfolio.
this girl has some range holy shit
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.
Ok my very LEAST and most hated posts are the 'this number gif in your folder is this' posts They drive me fucking insane, they ruin my ability to browse my dashboard thanks to the gifs loading unevenly and sending my scrolling haywire, 80% of them are Superwholock gifs which I cannot stand anyway I know no one cares bout what little puny time blogger me does, but Imma bout to unfollow quite a few people cause it's been nonstop DICKERY oft his bullshit
WHAT?!
I need this on my blog.
On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.
Nom nom.
First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT
Why can’t my girlfriend do this
Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.
Ophiocordyceps unilateralis is an entomopathogenic (it acts as a parasite and can kill or disable the host) fungus. It is known as the mind controlling fungi and in the 1st picture it can be seen growing out the head of a “zombie” ant in the Brazilian forest. It can control the behavioral patterns of the host it has attached onto. It takes control of an ant so it can move to an ideal location for the fungi to grow and spread its spores, after that it kills the ant.
Satisfying things
being a human is so weird
"You would rather talk to your friends than your own parents????" Well, yeah, because at least I know that my friends won’t make fun of my views and mock me when I stand up for something. When they do, however, at least they apologize.
My friends dont hold the power to take away my hobbies as punishment if I say something they don’t agree with
I continue to be shocked that people's patents are actually dicks like this
