unsounded
why do white people breathe so hard like haven’t you stolen enough
coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018
guess what number im thinking of
shingaras
420
coolfriendlyguy
no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously
sheatriceisreal
69
coolfriendlyguy
yeah it was 69
life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees
Anonymous asked:
Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye
i cant decide what my favorite line of this is
Only on Tumblr
bigntastydc-deactivated20171109
There is a lot going on in this barbershop… And I need to be there
rottenprophet
average male sleepover
those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry
while two snakes FUCK to the death
That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating
Metal as snakes fucking.
I can’t say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly in my entire life. my worst nightmare is bein on a first date w/ someone and having to say the word croissant for some reason. Id just go home
while we’re on the subject of bringing memes back where is tfw no jutsu
bazuso
lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated
you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide