Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
Ich führe ihn Spazieren
Im Passgang, den Flur entlang.
Ich bin enttäuscht!
Jetzt kommt er rückwärts mir entgegen,
Honig bleibt on Strumpfband kleben.
Ich bin enttäuscht,
Total enttäuscht!
-Rammstein, Bück Dich
They should put this in the Statue of Liberty next to the poem
Give me your tired, your sissies, your femmes, your bedraggled catboys yearning to be free.
Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebückt,
In ein gutes Licht gerückt.
Zeig ich ihm, was man machen kann,
und fang dabei zu weinen an!
Der Zweifuß stammelt ein Gebet
aus Angst, weil es mir schlechter geht!
Versucht sich tiefer noch zu bücken,
tränen laufen hoch den rücken!
-Rammstein, Bück Dich
Post the most recent gif you have with no context
mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif
So I was made to feel old today...
Two decades today
"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy
A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy
Right-wing people are so obsessed with "cancel culture" that they will talk about cancellations nobody else has ever heard of
like scrolling down a right wingers twitter they will be having a whole prepared speech about how ridiculous it is that the woke libs cancelled Jimmy Fallon and I'm over here like "who was watching Jimmy Fallon?"
people don't bother to watch a guy cuz he's kinda lame even in his niche = CANCELLED BY THE WOKE MOB
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
monstrevoid
Halloween: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.
Halloween 2: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.
Halloween 3: The owner of a latex mask company sells masks with microchips inside, each containing a fragment of Stonehenge, and each chip will summon a swarm of murderous insects once triggered by a Halloween commercial that will kill the wearer and help bring witchcraft back to the world.
Halloween 4: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.
I will always reblog this.
I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.
@signoraviolettavalery I meant to ask last night if you’d ever seen this comic before.
This is one of the few things I always reblog when it comes round, because everyone should get to see it.
Re-reading Kill Six Billion Demons from the start for the first time in forever and I literally just noticed that:
- In his first appearance, Zoss displays a halo which resembles a pair of large, upward-pointing white horns or ears.
- Zoss' regalia includes a pocketwatch worn over the heart; this is never specifically focused on, but it's conspicuously present when his personal effects are later inherited by Allison.
- Zoss consistently misspeaks Allison's name as "Alice". (The IC justification for his is that he's incorrectly parsing her name as "Alice-Un" and omitting the honourific.)
I can't believe I missed that.
@scattered-storyteller replied:
Please explain I am so tired and I can't figure out what these have to do with each other
God damn I’ve been Owned…
where’s jack going
magiclairium
to undo the future that is aku
the bechdel test
this anime passed the bechdel test during the hot springs episode when the girls were comparing titty sizes
to be fair the original point of the bechdel test was “can i interpret these two characters as lesbians” and there is quite a lot of bad harem anime where the answer is “yes”
The collective cultural memory of the '60s suggests the decade was a safe haven for male femininity. Long hair on both genders abounds in retellings of the era—the hippie is a soft and shaggy archetype. But most of the imagery now associated with the '60s didn't arrive until the end of the decade. The United States was slow to metabolize shifting gender norms; years after the Beatles were televised into American homes, men could still catch flak for wearing their hair past their collars. "People would chase you for ten blocks, screaming, 'Beatle!' They were out of their fucking minds—that was the reality of the sixties," said artist Ronnie Cutrone. "Nobody had long hair—you were a fucking freak, you were a fruit, you were not like the rest of the world." Trans punk singer Jayne County similarly remembered getting flak in high school for growing her hair out like the Beatles. "I walked all the way [to the record store] and back and every once in a while somebody would yell out their car, 'Sissy!' or they'd yell, 'Look, it's Ringo!' because I had a little Beatles haircut and everything," she said. "Way back in the dark ages, when I was in high school, people still didn't know what gay or queer was or anything like that." That the word "Beatle" could ever have been used as a homophobic slur—that it fit right next to "sissy" in the vocabulary of bigots—seems outrageous by contemporary standards. In retrospect, the Beatles' gender transgressions look as tame as their innocent melodicism. But the Stooges grew up in an environment that punished deviations from normative masculinity, and being bored numb by their surroundings, they sought as much punishment as possible.
Sasha Geffen, Glitter Up the Dark: How Pop Music Broke the Binary
If you get a puppy at the standard time, around 9 or 10 weeks, it is YOUR responsibility to teach them this. As you are playing, anytime they bite even a little too hard, make a sharp noise like a yelp or a hissing intake of breath or even just “hey!” not angry, more like in pain, and immediately stop playing. If they try to continue to play turn your shoulder or back to them, ignore them until they stop and let you recover. Then you can go back to playing with them. You are showing them what it looks like when they bite too hard, and what is expected of them in that situation, which is to wait to be invited to play before reengaging. Not only does this train them to not bite too hard, it lets them calibrate to each person, dog, and situation.
Maybe one of your hands is hurt – having grown up learning bite inhibition this way, your dog will pick up that you are wincing or stopping to inspect your hand or making a noise and will adjust their bite force/play style. This is a key aspect of socialization, and will let your dog play well with other dogs, children, etc.
Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.
Heartwarming: the antagonist the party has just killed has a sibling with a higher level of competence and a tendency for revenge