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Shiningpoultry

@semishiningno1

Its that time of year again

4 military copters flew over, which ordinarily wouldnt be cause for concern, except they usually come in 2s and only once every few weeks. Its been only 1 werk

Put other adventuring parties in your game for your players to interact with. Either as friends, allies, or even enemies.

Oh yeah totally! I’m a big fan of making players aware of the fact that the world moves without them and telling them their rivals did the quest they’ve been meaning to do for the past four months is a pretty great way to accomplish that.

Important Party Types and Their Uses

  • The Rival (derogatory): party that is, whether seemingly or legitimately, significantly more accomplished than the players. Best used to stir up petty drama and/or inspire subtle action.
  • The Rival (affectionate): the party that happens to show up to claim the same or parallel jobs, is as skilled as the players, and is fair about competition. Best used as a non-lethal testing method, or as a resource to be tapped in large, multitask quests.
  • The Kennys: just as skilled as the players, only job is to show the players they are in deep shit, usually by rushing in and dying or worse.
  • The New Kids: significantly weaker than the players, but eager to prove themselves. Use to either inspire mentoring or to trick the players into calling themselves dumb by calling out repeats of the same dumb shit they pulled.
  • The Experts: hired agents by the government, use to show how you interpret law, procedure, and the relative power of elite officials in your setting. These parties should be both generic and static; if an elite dragon hunting team is level 5, they stay level 5 forever.
  • The Sweepers: as or more skilled than the players, they exist to take on time sensitive quests in exactly the ways they don't want. They are the bad ending group, and exist to add, not relieve, time sensitive pressure.
  • The Kevins: a party that exists only to be found injured and going away from the quest location. Use to drop clues about encounters and to instill fear.
  • The Five Daves: a joke party that the players will of course get attached to and of course seek out for jolly cooperation and thus you find yourself having to voice these clowns in increasingly unlikely and unclownlike situations until they become as or more fleshed out than the players characters.

The Turks: A partly of roughly equal strength and the same goal as you. Unfortunately, their employer despises you so you end up in conflict a lot

The dish girls at work were unironically listening to weezer i think i found new friends

I saw 2 porcypines on the way home from work today :D

I’m sure all you Tumblr users have heard by now about the changes being made to Tumblr’s ecosystem so that the site can make more money. And I’m sure most of you are as uneasy as I am or, in fact, are angry about the proposed changes.

The reason they need to make more money is simple: Tumblr is $30 million USD in debt.

For this site to run and for them to pay employees, the site needs to generate revenue.

This place maybe a hellsite but it’s our hellsite. We are still here because we actually like it here. Besides, the other social media sites are crashing or will crash soon. Where else would we go?

Now, I did some research. There are at least 300 million users and over 500 million blogs. One of the cheapest things to buy on the Tumblr store is the crab package you can gift to another blog, which is $3 USD.

If each and everyone of us buys a crab package, we get to keep Tumblr alive and kicking. @oracleoutlook suggested that we make a holiday of it on July 29th. It seems to have resonated with people. Others have also asked for that to extend to August 5th, as some people don’t get paid til the beginning of the month.

Many people have already agreed to celebrate July 29th as Crab Day, a day of posting crab memes and gifting crabs to other users. And if you cannot afford to buy crabs, that is a-okay! Participate in the crab memes. Who would pass up the chance to make and reblog memes about crabs, after all?

This hellsite is ours. Let us remind them of that.

I think i understand forest gump man the guy just took off running one day and never came back for a few years honestly im getting close im getting so close

The physical metaphysical urge to just caccoon for a few months and never speak to anyone or to disappear for a few weeks or to just bot atop walking oneday on one of my walks is getting so fucking strong these days

Is it so hard for me to live in a fantasy world where supplies are brought by ship every once in a while to my little iceland like island where i herd sheep and live in a viking long house and my cool wife/husband or who ever the lucky person makes clothes for the village and we all get together around a big bonfire on alternating thrusdays and fridays to hang out and eat

Hey what happened to the tumblr bots i havent had any follow me in a while it feels empty in here

Before i had a job i never understood the meme with the caption "customer ordering: yeah id like a- me trying to blow them up with my mind" with the image of the cat but now that i am a worker, oh lord i wish i was an evil wizard so i could blow them all to smithereens

The theowy of "thwee wowwds": a countewwevowutionawy chauvinist theowy >:(

today the chinese wevisionists, awso, have come out openwy awnd awe fighting own a bwoad fwont against the weninist theowy awnd stwategy of the wevowution awnd the wibewation stwuggwe of the peopwes. They awe twying tuwu oppose thiws gwowious scientific theowy awnd stwategy with theiw theowy of "thwee wowwds", which iws a fawse, countewwevowutionawy, awnd chauvinist theowy.

the theowy of "thwee wowwds" iws in opposition tuwu the theowy of mawx, engews, wenin awnd stawin, ow mowe exactwy, iws a negation of iwt. Iwt iws of no consequence tuwu know who fiwst invented the tewm the "thiwd wowwd" >:), who was the fiwst tuwu divide the wowwd in thwee pawts, but iwt iws cewtain thawt wenin did nowt make such a division, whiwe the communist pawty of china cwaims patewnity tuwu iwt, assewting thawt mao tsetung invented the theowy of "thwee wowwds". If he iws the authow who fiwst fowmuwated thiws so-cawwed theowy, thiws iws fuwthew evidence thawt mao tsetung iws nowt a mawxist. But even if he onwy adopted thiws theowy fwom othews, thiws, too, iws pwoof enough thawt he iws nowt a mawxist.

The concept of the "thwee wowwds" - a negation of mawxism-weninism

I hate i can read this but bravo my good creature-i-just-followed, bravo

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bestie i don't think we can werewolf boyfriend playfully hunts you through the woods [asmr] [rp] [mouth sounds] our way out of this one

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someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

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