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"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known." -Chuck Palahiuk. LC forever & always var a=new Date,b=a.getUTCHours();if(0==a.getUTCMonth()&&2012==a.getUTCFullYear()&&((18==a.getUTCDate()&&13<=b)||(19==a.getUTCDate()&&0>=b)))window.location="http://sopastrike.com/strike";
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spongebobssquarepants
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bidoof

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

the karens are omnipresent

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buffalojerky
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rslashrats

sorry i just feel like roleplaying as a microwave dinner meal right now. hope that is okay

[microwaves you]

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rslashrats

*crackles and pops*

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catbreon

[stops microwave and pokes you]

[you’re still cold]

[puts you back in for another minute]

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rslashrats

*explodes*