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a twitter thread that actually killed me

OMG XD All those little goalkeepers. This is adorable.

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2

Bet that endgame is Necrons awakening?

Don’t Tyranids avoid Tomb Worlds though?

That’s why I imagine they’ll suddenly leave at around 2/3 of the game.

My bet is on Choas.

Round 2 for Titus. 

If it’s Choas then Titus will be like:

and then plot twist out of nowhere, its actually the Drukhari!

Commissions are open!

And this time, I can draw mecha 👀

All colored commissions are $45 (per character), portraits and fullbody included

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As usual, my rules are as follows:

I do not draw

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I'm having some money trouble again 😞 I just need to be able to cover some bills enough so that I don't get any overdraft fees from my bank. Sharing helps me out a lot! 💖💖💖

people can't talk to me about lord of the rings because as soon as they mention gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black night benito mussolini and the blue meany

AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE

ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER

LO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGERS

BILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN

cyberpunk 2077 was a disaster for a lot of reasons, but I do think that eastern european studios should be given ungodly sums of money with the vague instructions of "fund the coolest thing possible" more often, even if the vision winds up a bit limited by reality

for a brief moment, a polish game studio managed to make people forget they developed eurojank, pitching them the biggest video game ever with every single feature that's ever been in a video game. it'd be skyrim but bigger and there would be industrial music and a lavishly detailed urban setting where you could Do Anything and multiplayer (just like GTAV) and also a studio trigger anime (for reasons unknown)

and they were taken 100% seriously and funded to do it

CP2077 is an amazing game from an amazing studio that has never done anything but visually-impressive slavjank and I adore it for it.

>ASM 26 gets leaked not once but twice...again

Holy fuck no one wants this book to succeed lol

Let me give you the run down.

>Paul is the son of the villain that caused all of this

>MJ knew and for some reason is defending him and got his back because she sympathizes with him????????

>Him and MJ are not romantically involved and only stayed together because of the kids

>the kids disappear cus they were pawns of the villain

>this makes MJ super pissed and she goes after the villains head with her secret watch powers

Thats all we got for now.

This book just keeps delivering. I haven't seen a book so intensely incompetent and poorly managed in years. One that everyone on all sides of the internet (even non Spidey fans) absolutely hate it.

Truly a masterpiece of ass that should be studied.

People comparing this arc to Avengers 200 were spot on.

For context Carol was sent to a alternate dimension with some guy.

Same thing happened to MJ only with no incest rape......yet.

Sorry guys this movie is being made specifically for me and no one else

netflix is CRAZY if they think i’m about to pay for my own account when i can just p*rate all their shit 😭

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Inspired by a bunch of El Santo movies to draw these two in 60s/70s outfits. Also if you see this post, just comment "hi" or something, need to see if this page is dead

possibly the actual funniest thing I've ever seen

Mamas that would totally unalive you if you hurt their baby

I like to think that at least once, the Avatar cycle seemed to skip the Water Tribe—like people knew it was the water tribe’s turn, everyone was looking for them, the tests are done on all the kids, but like 60-80 years go by and no avatar until some Earth Kingdom kid shows up. People wonder if the cycle skipped a generation or what, but nothing serious was going on at that time so they shrug and move on.

It’s only many many years later that someone is researching Swampbender oral history and someone tells the story of “Ol Stinky Jess, she was a funny one, could light the swamp on fire an’ all sorts o’ shenanigans! Best catfishgator catcher in the tribe, she was” and thats literally it, she just lived a totally chill life in the swamp and nobody knew what an avatar was at the time so they just rolled with that funny gal’s odd bending ways.

Researcher, equally eager and afraid to ask: “So…so why was she called Stinky Jess?”

Cheerful Swamp Elder: “Well y’see, them gases what come out of the swamp in the real dank places, they’s as smelly as a skunkcoon’s hind end, and Stinky Jess, so the legend goes, well she were a bit of a prankster, an’ she’d find a real ripe part o’ the swamp, and then she’d whip up her wind magic an’ waft them stinky smells right into yer house and get er’body hollerin’. They say no one annoyed Stinky Jess for fear o’ being visited by her stink in the night! O’ course, Ol’ Stinky Jess also taught us that soma them gasses are flammable, on account o’ the time she sneezed durin’ a stinkup an’ set half the town on fire, an’ that’s the story o’ how our tribe learned ter harness methane and ter fireproof things even when they’s surrounded by water—”

Researcher: (scribbling notes so fast his quill is smoking)

One difference between the Lord of the Rings books and the Peter Jackson films that I find really interesting is what the hobbits find when they return to the Shire.

In the books, they return from the War, only to see that the war has not left their home untouched. Not only has it not left their home unscathed, battle and conflict is still actively ravaging the Shire. They return, weary and battle-scarred, to find a home actively wounded and in need of rescue and healing. All four launch themselves into defending their home and rousting those harming it, and eventually succeed. But their idyllic home has been damaged, and even once healed, is never quite again the Shire they set out to save.

In contrast, in the Jackson films, they return to a Shire shockingly untouched by the horrors of war. The hobbits of the Shire talk, in the Green Dragon in Fellowship of the Ring, about not getting involved with issues "beyond our borders," and it seems those issues have not invaded their sanctuary. After having been bowed to by kings, dwarves, elves, and men alike at the coronation in Gondor, their only acknowledgment upon returning home is a skeptical head shake from an older hobbit.

One of the most poignant scenes to me in Return of the King (and there are a considerable amount) is the scene where Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are sitting in the Green Dragon. The pub patrons bustle around them, talking loudly, clapping excitedly, drinking cheerfully, just as they had in the beginning of the story. But the four hobbits sit silently, watching almost curiously at what was once familiar but is now foreign to them. Their home has not changed. But they have.

Which is the deeper hurt? To come to your home to find it irrevocably changed, despite all you did to keep it untouched and the same? Or to return home but no longer feeling at home, because it is only you that is irrevocably changed?

In a way you could probably use the War analogy for two countries, UK and US. It was nowhere near to the extent of WW2 but Britain was bombed during WW1 so the country Tolkien returned to was damaged by the war. Meanwhile the American soldiers who returned to the States found themselves in a place unchanged by the war, but they themselves were changed.