"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me
im gonna do it. dont tempt me.
gnashing at ur bones rn
gif version for maximum biting you biting you biting you
I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think “It’s fucken wimdy” when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.
Anonymous asked:
YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?
NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T
when i misbehave my wife cranks the spaghetti noodle press im stuck in another centimeter



