Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.

oh no the poor billionaires may lose a few thousand dollars so the plant doesn't die so sad

hey @staff this is a bad look lmao

guys why do you think we come to tumblr for...... the twitter experience??

The Onion really ain’t fucking around.

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS — 2.05 "Charades"

I was not built for this (getting out of bed)

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

personally i love strikes. love unions. love protests. big fan all around!!

oompa loompa diddly ding dong crap