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I speak fluent Elgish

@seluvian

Hawke - Certified Old! I'm into Dragon Age forever until the end of time, Mayans M.C., Our Flag Means Death, Black Dagger Brotherhood, Far Cry, Hazbin Hotel, and a bunch of other very gay shit. There's all kinds of goods and goodies here! Please feel free to strike up a convo, I'm always in the market for friends and admirers. I'll take commissions for specific or longer fic wishes, so don't be afraid to message me to discuss that and get my fandoms list! (minors don't interact please, come back when you're 18!)

For reals, it doesn't even have to be a whole cat.

...That sounded wrong.

Anyway, I have a neighbor who rescued a frostbitten, bedraggled little kitten with a badly injured leg, he had to have some amputations done at the vet's and though Admiral Nelson has some battle scars, he's the dearest, cuddliest tri-paw'd, one-eyed, half-tailed thing ever, and sure enough, the judges considered him Best in Class for his personality and demeanor. He didn't just get a ribbon, but a little medal and he did so well at the cat show, that's how come my neighbor decided to get him formally certified as a therapy cat. Now he has a little vest, and alternately a sort of navy uniform one with a pinned-up sleeve, and when humans are dealing with orthopedic surgery, amputations, even just being unwell in general at a rehabilitation facility where my neighbor works, they sometimes get to spend time with him and often feel quite a bit better.

There was an awkwardness when a nurse had a tuna salad sandwich at the charge desk, the Admiral decided to leave his sleeping patient and go inquire if a deserving cat might have a quick bite between watches, a different patient spotted him in his naval uniform and was worried her medication was causing hallucinations, but apart from that, the little guy does awfully good work and is a popular fellow.

All cats are best cat. That is science.

5.  Combat Girls - Rotterdam 1996

“Baggy, queer tomboys and tank girls. An army of stiletto-liberated women and dyke ass bitches. Watch out.”

mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is

who the fuck is harry du bois. just kidding. this was about him

sorry. i felt like lying for more notes. whos harry du bois

thats exactly something that harry would say

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anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

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me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–

them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though

me:

Me dropping cunt accidentally in front of people who only know me from my customer service persona lol

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studio execs: but- but what about our prestige limited series what about our diversity what about young sheldon!?
tumblr users: shh columbo’s talking about his wife
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Sorry, I don’t care that Netflix shows are delayed, I’m catching up on anime from 1989.

Doing my part by posting about nothing but Star Trek TOS and Oliver Twist.