literally why do I eat. why. I feel soo disgusting every time I eat but I can't control myself. im not even talking about binges, I could eat one grape and I still feel like the most disgusting person on earth. I can feel my body getting bigger

please rest. you can try again tomorrow. it’s okay, i promise.

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps

thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

(consent is important with non-sexual touch too)

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

I hate myself for needing things, for wanting things. I feel guilty for feeling hunger, for craving anything. I feel guilty for asking friends for a bite of their food, I feel guilty when people spend any amount money on me. I feel guilty just for being alive. Why has my existence always felt like a burden to everyone around me

Person: I haven't eaten today

Me who has eaten already: did... did you just call me a slur

Felt cute might distance myself from everyone idk

yea losing weight wont cure my depression or fix anything thats going wrong w my life but like,, at least i'll be skinny. id rather have problems and cry inside a mansion than in a crack house

I will reach my weight goal💞

I will reach my weight goal💞

I will reach my weight goal💞

I will reach my weight goal💞

I will reach my weight goal💞

I will reach my weight goal💞

I will reach my weight goal💞

I will reach my weight goal💞

oh no thanks im not hungry, just had a big bowl of guilt and disgust

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

Fuck this

This is insane.

Capitalism is so innovative /s

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

For all my call center readers.

Ugh I didn't drink enough yesterday and now I'm scared I can't poop and can't know my accurate weight idk this sucks

I consistently leave social situations feeling like I’ve talked too much and too loudly, and emphatically said things I don’t mean. I leave wishing I’d given more compliments and eaten more slowly. How do other people speak so fluidly, tell their stories so gracefully? I am messy and hungry and always swearing, always starting my sentences without knowing where they’ll end. 

— poetry-siir ©

i'm so fucking lonely