no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”
i mean i went to the beach that makes you old and im still the same age. down to the minute actually. it’s kind of creepy but i also found this cool horseshoe crab that gets uglier when i sin
to be loved is to be changed [picture of extremely creampied pussy]
it absolutely is, babygirl
this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^
You wouldn’t understand
is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com
Mansplaining rotating sandwiches
i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame
cis people who worry too much about trans people hitting on them are so funny i just cant understand them. are you scared of winning the lottery too?
"what if you found out this guy who asked you out has a pussy? or what if this woman has a dick?" i would do backflips and shout WAHOO YIPPEE HIP HIP HOORAY
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back.
A Timeline of Humanity: