M.E. ch. 5 Beta Comedy Hour
He keeps leaving stuff like this in the wip doc and it’s goddamn delightful.
“I’m duetting this until this woman permanently destroys her lungs with toxic gas. So first we got ammonia based toilet cleaner, okay, and that’s bleach. Okay, you’ve made mustard gas.”
[video cuts, same person some time later]
“You’re still fucking doing this? I’m trans now, that’s how much fucking time has passed since I last ratio’d you, shut the fuck up!”
As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?
well thank god it's not just me
favorite tags from the notes so far:
#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)
The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.
Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.
the worst oc i ever made was a dc oc i came up with in middle school. her deal was that whenever she died she just got better. like she’d wake up in an hour and be fine. it depended on how she died, quicker and cleaner meant she’d be better faster. idk i didn’t think through all the details because the reason this character was terrible was that her solution to every problem was to kill herself. she traumatized like ten different heroes because they were trying to save her from something and she just went “nah” and shot herself in the head. i don’t remember what made this seem like a good idea for an oc. probably depression. don’t make ocs when you’re depressed.
the reviews are in
i know we've already made a hundred jokes about it but oh my god. dean winchester escaping heaven with his car to save the multiverse is a real thing that happened. like that was airing on live tv in the year 2023. he drove. the car. and it took him to an alternate dimension where his parents were better people. you cant make this shit up
im sorry WHAT happened
are you in a position to receive information that might harm you
Wait I'm sorry WHAT???
okay so. tldr for anyone who didn't know anything about the supernatural prequel. november 19th 2020, the show ends with a mediocre at best ending. dean dies young and goes to heaven where he waits for sam to die for 30 years i guess idk. it was bad. no one is happy with it. one of the people who's maybe the least happy with it is jensen ackles, who's been playing dean winchester for the past 15 years
so half a year later he buys the rights to supernatural to make his own prequel show. kind of insane, i know. what's more insane is that the premise of the prequel contradicts canon. way back in season 5-ish it was established that mary and john winchester only got together through divine intervention because sam and dean's births were pivotal in the plan to start the apocalypse. it's long and complicated and i don't really want to explain the plot of the best two seasons of this show because it would take way too long but.
what you need to know is that the premise of the prequel does not make sense within the context of canon. jensen ackles and the writers are aware that this does not make sense. supernatural is also a show that has messed with the concept of alternate universes since the 5th season
the winchesters is a show revolving around mary and john winchester, who are sam and dean's parents. it covers their first meeting in the 70s and their hunting adventures. theyre also fighting against a previously unmentioned group of monsters called the akrida. central to defeating the akrida is this man who's apparently been fighting them and knows exactly what they are and what they're after. this man is dean
dean shows up in the last episode to explain everything. apparently this is in fact post-spn finale dean who escaped from heaven after his death. he caught wind of the akrida (who are monsters created as god's failsafe in case he was defeated. god was evil in the end, just roll with it) and left to help kill them. the world of the prequel show is an alternate dimension, presumably one where mary and john winchester get to leave the hunting life and be their own people free from the tragedy that eventually befalls them in the original show. no, destiel does not happen. yeah.
I unironically fucking love this. Absolutely losing my mind. Fucking hell Jenny.
I don't know what to do with this information, so I'm inflicting it on all of you.
the "supernatural" "fandom" is just 16 straight years of different people trying to prove that jensen ackles experiences misogyny
everyone reblogging this post like "what does this mean" "i'm lost" "this certainly is a statement" supernatural fans literally invented an entire alternate universe of fanfiction since then utilised by thousands upon thousands of different fandoms and pairings centred around a divergent structure of biologised gender-based oppression where men who bottom are structurally and politically disadvantaged in relation to men who top BECAUSE they wanted well say it with me. jensen ackles to experience misogyny
The youth casting director always very confidently says he won’t cast every child who auditions until he actually sees the kids auditioning and then he’s like “but…they did their best.”
Sir you are not mean enough for this job.
Casting one sibling and not another sibling is his LEAST favorite thing. Even if one sibling is fifteen and the other one is five.
Sir you have to care less.
One choice that’s easy for him to make is not casting children who aren’t nice. A parent reported overhearing a table of kids poking fun at another child who was struggling in the audition and he eliminated the whole table from the casting options.
He’s a single father so somebody shoot your shot.
Dabi I made for that heart-eyes trend that was going around on tik tok for some time
@thetruemek i dont go here but look it’s yo boy
remember that one smash comic that both implied that aizawa has a home/house and that he prefers to sleep in a bush on the side of the highway instead of his home/house
THIS ONE
ill never get over the fact that aizawa would rather sleep in a bush on the side of the highway than his own home
you know that one smash comic where aizawa stabs himself in the leg because the kids made fun of him for not being a good enough actor in a mock up rescue mission? i like to think that recovery girl refused to heal him after the exercise was over, in an attempt to make aizawa understand that stabbing yourself in the leg isn’t your plan B when your students tell you that you’re not a good actor.
i. im so sorry.
class a does a rescue mission with aizawa playing the victim, the goal of the exercise is to transport the victim (aizawa) from point A to point B while keeping his safety and comfort in mind. the kids can’t imagine aizawa acting emotionally enough for it to be believable and tells him that he’s not a good enough actor for this, aizawa then decides to literally stab himself in the leg in front of the students and basically goes “ok what about now?” the students react with appropriate horror.
also, aizawa’s idea of acting like a person in need of rescue is limping around and asking for his “lost daughter”
Ma’am, that Teen Wolf cash-grab(?) set Derek Hale on fire and then implied he was into Stiles after he was dead
i am trying to put together the puzzle pieces of what happened here using nothing but secondhand information but it sounds like
- one half of their queerbait couple was not in the movie at all
- the other half got set on fire
- AFTER HE WAS ALREADY DEAD, a DIFFERENT character was like
- "well now that he's dead i guess i can tell you all, here, at his funeral, that he spent years pining after our other friend and expressing this by driving his shitty old car. incidentally our friend is not here at the funeral because he's still sad about a girl breaking up with him."
do i have this approximately correct
HIS CRUSH'S DAD DRAGGED HIS COFFIN OUT OF THE CLOSET? DAD DECLARED BEFORE EVERYONE THAT HE LOVED HIS DEAD GAY ASPIRING SON-IN-LAW???
i’m still hanging out in my crossover found family space wassup
i just thought it’d be cute
for anyone who might be checking the notes for more info, here’s my first post about this au
right okay so I’m still having party time in the crossover zone but the gist here is what if I made a family huh what if I did that (gonna dunk some more info under the cut)
i’m still hanging out in my crossover found family space wassup
i just thought it’d be cute
October 3 - Void ( Click to reveal)
Sometimes when you look into the Void, the Void looks back… and maybe give directions if you ask nice enough. Remember to say “please” and “thank you” little ghost!
[Edit 2021-07-09: Added light and dark versions under the cut so folks in night mode can see the difference.]
Y’see some pretty weird stuff at the bus stop every now and then.