Fishing is the underwater equivalent to an alien abduction…

The radio in my video game has a greater variety of music than the one in my car.

Photographer Michelle Lynn Fritz has taken stunning snapshots of frozen bubbles that show intricate crystals forming on them resembling snowflakes.

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This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

I think we all needed this

Today the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds salutes police officers in Parma, Ohio who, upon discovering that a mourning dove had built her nest and laid eggs on the windshield cowl of one of their backup squad cars, went out of their way to protect the mama bird rather than displace her.

Officers attached an umbrella to the police car’s windshield, both to give the bird shade and keep her dry, set up a little cup of water for her, and taped off the vehicle so that no one would bother her. They also named her Gerty.

Photos by Julia Tullos, Lisa Lowry, and the City of Parma respectively.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad

At everything

*winks at you with both eyes*

I don’t even know what’s real anymore. 🔊

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

this is what post brexit britain looks like, we have given in to xenophobia and racism, and it’s terrifying

this is why it irritates the hell out of me when I see people saying “it wasn’t about racism!” okay, maybe not everyone who voted out did it for that reason - most seem to be regretting it now they see and understand the consequences - but the result is encouraging the racists who did vote out for racist reasons to show their true colours.

#AshamedToBeBritish

And kindly everyone stop spreading the lie that “it’s just about xenophobia, saying it’s about racism is an American misunderstanding.” It is about racism AND xenophobia. These literal fascists do not care if they’re attacking a white EU migrant or a PoC British citizen/migrant from a non-EU country. This is what brexit has encouraged and made mainstream. Disgusting and inexcusable by any reasoning.

World War III happening soon everyone!

This is really sad. I hate how you have people that say “Oh, well, they don’t realize how much good this does for their country!”. All I’m seeing is an economic clusterfuck and racism along with xenophobia taking over without anything preventing it. This was all because I assume they wanted to protect their borders, but apparently leaving the EU wasn’t such a good idea, was it? It’s sad that this whole Brexit thing somehow gives racist and xenophobic men and women the right to discourage and discriminate anything other than what’s British. I never realized how bad it was there. It’s sickening, and I’m glad I’m not there. The UK made their mistake, hopefully our country won’t repeat history so rapidly.

… didn’t anyone in history class learn that if you close off everything you’ll end in an economic rut?

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

requested by @raging-applejacks

This movie…. This movie was a goddamn masterpiece.

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

This man is my hero

Finally!

I was scrolling down honestly expecting to be told that this was footage of a young Vin Diesel.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Didn’t I tell y'all Apple does this shit? They literally design stuff to “break” so you have to replace it. They purposefully outmode their accessories and shit for the same reason.

Let’s all marry this hero. I don’t even use Apple products but what this guy’s doing right here? Showing people how to fix stuff and holding the corporation that pulls dysfunction-by-design accountable for their bullshit?

HAVE MERCY.

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!

First Look at The SpongeBob Musical Actors in Costume

what the fuck is this what the fuck

I’m going to cry this is so beautiful and unnecessary

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

Fun facts about your sign here