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every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[IMAGE ID: Tumblr comments from pissditching that read "how tf are you smoking them that it hurts" / "Oh shit do you mean like bones". END ID.]

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave

this is taking me out whoever reblogged with this may god bless ur soul

school websites love not telling you any meaningful information ever

you need something? go to the admin page. you don't see what you need on the admin page? fill out the special request form. the special request form won't work? try emailing bob. bob hasn't worked for the district in 20 years smdh has recently died? pull out your school issued ouija board. you don't have one? you also have to fill out the special request form to receive said ouija board. we'll contact you in 2-1800 business days.

"YA books are brain rotting at any age" okay I know booktok is annoying but please get offline

For real though I may make jokes but YA is great and an absolutely valuable resource for tweens/teens and isn't completely represented by the love triangle romances it's become associated with (which tbh who cares if it does have that). YA includes Holes by Louis Sachar, Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K Le Guin, The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas, The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros, Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi, Brown Girl Dreaming by Jacqueline Woodson, The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton. And y'know I grew up reading a bunch of Sarah Dessen books, the Flowers in the Attic series, Thirteen Reasons Why, Twilight, Maximum Ride, etc etc and even though I probably wouldn't recommend those books now, they nurtured a love of reading that followed me afterwards!!! I'm grateful that people eventually realized that there is a tumultuous period between childhood and adulthood and gave that period of life a space in literature

There are a great number of YA books I think are absolute trash. And yet. Tamora Pierce’s YA novels are the only novels I can ever recall reading that talk about menstruation and birth control in an honest, casual manner. Now, granted, the birth control is magical birth control that never fails, which we don't have in our world, but it is nonetheless invaluable to me to have her series that not only explains periods when her heroines first get them, but also has quick asides about her characters packing menstrual products to go camping with them.

Taco Bell :3

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Crowley shifting into protective husband mode

come see what flower you are bc while the world is dark u deserve to be told u are bright and beautiful 

Thank you for the tag @locitapurplepink. Mine is actually pretty accurate.

Tagging @kanerallels @backgroundagent3 @aeterna-auroral-avenger @pastagirl52 and anyone else who would like to play.

drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.

To my loyal fan base: I have listened We hear you. Due to feedback from the community, we have decided to fuck up all our shit bad.

we need to start spreading the belief that cameras steal your souls again. we could use instagram influencers as empirical evidence. get on it

hey im going to bed can you make sure nobody drinks my glass of water while im gone? thanks!

uhhhh- yeah- um- well something happened... it was an accident i promise

what the fuck

poll time!!

please reblog with your answer and country!!

i, for example, have fired a gun, and am from canada.

enjoy!!

season 3 predictions

yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it