we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

this is so fucking funny are you kidding me

angelika werth in 500 felt objects: creative explorations of a remarkable material - lark crafts (2011)

oh that’s actually kinda cute

Also at that conference was the great Peruvian novelist Mario Vargas Llosa. During the next two days the three of us made two discoveries about one another.

The first was that each of us had attacked at least one of the others in print. I had dissed Eco’s book. Umberto had criticized Mario for being too right-wing. Mario had criticized me for being too left-wing.

The second discovery was that we all got on like a house on fire.

It was Umberto who suggested we should now call ourselves The Three Musketeers. (This, remember, was the time of the Three Tenors, Pavarotti, Domingo and Carreras.) I remember asking, “Why Musketeers? Why not, for example, The Three Stooges?”

“No,” Umberto insisted. “It has to be Musketeers, because first we were enemies and now we are friends.”

- Selman Rushdie

I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians

a collection

like imagine seeing some longfuck post written entirely in passive aggressive second person that starts with “yeah but are you normal about ugly people” and goes on to describe your exact appearance in unsettling detail

"whose name was writ in water", from john keats last poem | middaia silver engraved heart pendant .

Bridge of Sighs, Venice, 1900. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.

my boy squiggle cooked up this beat for me top 10 funniest sentences ever said i think

~ Torso of Venus.

Date: A.D. 1–200

Culture: Roman

Marble: Marble