my gf used to work at five guys and when she’d come home she would stink like cheeseburger and dick me down insane style (minimum wage dick hits different iykyk) and even after she got a better job for like a good year i would get wet every time i walked by a burger place because of the smell
i love seeing every reblog on this post because virgins inevitably tag it like “this is FREAK BEHAVIOR why would you EVER POST THIS it’s DISGUSTING” and people who fuck tag it like “hell yeah. kinda hot”
guy who scrolls through tf2 fanart and silently shakes his head in disapproval every time he sees a drawing of poor gun safety
Strict Adherents of Gun Safety: Engineer, Spy, Sniper. If one of those three mercs is seen dropping their gun or even holding it weird, the other two will ruthlessly mock him for weeks.
Perfectly In-Character For: Scout, Pyro, Medic. Pyro and Medic are untrained with firearms and Scout’s mother thought a high shelf was a safe enough place to keep loaded guns.
Secret Third Category: Heavy and Demoman refuse to believe their weapons, in their hands, could do *anything* accidentally. They will absentmindedly muzzle-flag you and give you a look if you get upset.
Super-Secret Fourth Category: The Soldier read a book on forklift safety and got it confused for gun safety. If he has to cross railroad tracks while holding a gun, he will do so at a slight diagonal angle.
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway
What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.
It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.
The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.
The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!
We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it
Sweet mother of fishes, I’m pretty sure this got like, 20k notes since I reblogged it earlier today.
@laineysbucketlist, I like your idea! Here’s my contribution:
In much of Europe, wild poppies grow in recently disturbed soil. As a result, they tend to blossom profusely in wheat fields, creating a magnificent red bloom in the middle of summer. They also grew in abundance in the shell-broken earth of the battlefields in WWI, which is why people wear poppies on their lapels for remembrance day.
That's cool!
This happens because of how ecological succession works! The first plants to return to a cleared stretch of ground are called pioneer species and they are specially adapted for disturbed ground.
Species with that role in the southeastern USA include Amaranth, Purslane and Pokeweed.
Amaranth and Purslane are both edible. Pokeweed is very poisonous, but you can eat the young leaves if you boil them and put them in fresh water 3 times, as poor people in the region have learned to do. It's called Poke Salad and it's the pufferfish of Appalachia
This is kinda old news but my interesting thing is how amazing the new pillars of creation photos from nasa are like 🤯🤯
Holy Shit The Beauty Of The Universe
Anonymous asked:
what addons do you use for firefox? i've just downloaded it to switch from chrome (derogatory)
firefox (affectionate)
UBlock Origin obviously. out-the-box works just fine but has a bunch of extra privacy/tracking/spam filters you can enable
Decentraleyes protects you against tracking through "free" curated content delivery and works alongside UBlock (or any of the other common adblocking addons)
I Don't Care About Cookies good for EU users where GDPR made it so every site ever in the universe asks you to accept cookies and privacy terms seventeen times a day. will just auto-accept for you. never see an annoying popup again! but only use in conjunction with...
Cookie Auto Delete does what it says on the tin. will automatically flush cookies, cache, and data when you close a tab. those cookies you just auto accepted? they're gone now. whitelist any sites you wanna stay logged in on and let the rest fucking perish
Don't Track Me Google removes that annoying link conversion when you copy google results. you know when it changes from "site.com" to "encrypted.google.com/randomnonsensefor200charactersblahblahblah"? yeah. this stops that happening. fuck off, google.
Don't Accept image/webp blocks sites from using the most useless file extension known to mankind so you can save as .jpg or .gif as god intended. fuck webp. seriously. what even is that.
Bypass Paywalls Clean exactly what you think it is
HTTPS Everywhere automatically adds ecrypted security to any site that supports https (you can do this manually by adding the s yourself to any url but... who can be fuckin bothere amirite? this does it for you)
New XKit ...duh
Google Search Filter allows you to remove domains from your searches forever. pinterest? gone. weheartit? nuked. also works on duckduckgo. never type "-pinterest" into a search again.
Simple Tab Groups allows you to group tabs together and shove them out of sight, which is nice if you're researching something and don't want 50 bajillion jstor tabs clogging up your normal browsing session
One Tab is simple and great if you're tab hoarder!!
Re the .webp blocker/interferer: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUOHGOD. :)
Anonymous asked:
when i younger i had a crush on a radio tower. like, a specific one. he was my tall red-eyed loverboy and every day on the way to and from school i would take comfort in the fact that my love was watching over me like a guardian angel. at one point he started appearing in my dreams as a many-voiced winged being of wires and dials. honestly i still think younger me had taste, but i know i'm mentally ill now so i can usually rationalize my way out of simping for a broadcast pylon.
reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium
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