Mark Hoppus  (via beautifulvomit)

New Slaves

This is so disgusting omg

it really is.

fucking wow

This is so sad

yall making too much of a deal of this who cares 

Yeah sure, who cares. Who cares when people would rather line up like this every year to spend hundreds on a damn phone than give/donate even just a few dollars to a charity or help out those in need and struggling to sustain themselves. Spend hundreds to buy an iPhone or spend less than a hundred to change a life?

this just in: human brain incapable of caring about more than 1 thing in a lifetime, iphone owners will never spend money on anything other than a phone ever, buying products of own money because you want them makes one incapable of empathy or knowing about charity

in other news: tumblr users still pretentious shits on high horses who think that they’re better than everyone based on nothing but holier-than-thou assumptions

please watch this vine

why is that loaf of bread barking?

I'm just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

Bisecting the Moonrise - By: (Steve Jurvetson)

Jacques-Louis David | The Death of Socrates | 1787

Henri Regnault | Salomé | 1870

Franz Marc | Little Yellow Horses | 1912

person: whats your major?

me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ

what college you going to?

me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(I envy everything you touch that’s not me) Maybe I am a little selfish. (via fragmentallygirl)

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

please sign

Lost World by Mark Gvazdinskas

Everything Love

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