HAIKYUUU ON A ZOOM CALL
[18+] its back to school time for most of you, or if you’re like me you’re working from home, and thus our lives are dictated by a tiny little app called zoom. while skype mightve missed the mark, here’s what the world of hq does on zoom!
KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ always in pajamas during a zoom call. actually he takes it a full step further and completely wraps himself in his comforter during calls, and you can clearly see hes still sitting on his bed.
koushi sugawara ➝ he uses his bedroom for camming and other students and the profs recognize the set up (and him). doesnt help that he has a 4K quality detachable laptop camera. so classes are uh awkward to say the least.
asahi azumane ➝ never paying attention, literally always just zoning out. one time he started scrolling through tiktok with his mic on, and the prof was like “what are you doing??” and he was like “damn thats what i was doing!!! im in class!!!”
yuu nishinoya ➝ his zoom background is just a beach and hes wearing sunglasses. for. every. class. yes the joke is dead, but he cant stop at this point. he puts a little umbrella in drink (coffee)
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ camera off, mic off. when the prof told him to turn his mic/video on, tanaka obliged only for the whole world to see saeko fighting with their dad in a screaming match while throwing shit. the prof apologized to tanaka.
tobio kageyama ➝doesnt know how to use zoom at all. cant unmute. couldnt tell you where his laptop camera is. the prof sent him a youtube tutorial to no avail. anyways complete idiot, not even doing his best.
shoyo hinata ➝ at least hes there is all ill say. hes all smiley. literally cannot understand whats going on. he can barely learn in class, you think he can learn via online. sometimes juggles during breakout sessions.
kei tsukishima ➝ camera is 144p for some reason. looks the same every time. hoodie, big ass headphones, and drinking a beer on camera. the prof cant stop him, so he just sips and goes. writes stupid jokes in the chat that even the prof scoffs at.
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ only one who does the readings, is completely prepared, and just….. doesnt speak. he doesnt trust his mute and video buttons, and is always worried they can hear/see him. literally looks to the mic/video button every five seconds
ennoshita chikara ➝ accidentally left his mic on when he went to the washroom to pee, so everyone in his class heard him piss loudly. no one mentioned it but no one will ever forget. really cant describe him because this is all i think about.
kiyoko shimizu ➝ professional queen. on the zoom call early, in full business attire even her pants. shes wearing shoes!!! in her home!!! for a zoom call. shes so precious and everyone actually listens when she speaks.
hitoka yachi ➝ probably the most anxious person on your zoom call. shes sitting on her hands so she does fidget, shes sweating profusely, and shes exaggerating all her emotions to make others feel like shes happy. shes not. shes having a panic attack.
NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝ in a suit in class. no one knows why. hes wearing basketball shorts although you cant see them. constantly over explaining his pre-written answers and reads them outloud. thinks no one can tell hes reading sticky notes that are placed behind his laptop.
morisuke yaku ➝ he video calls from the bathroom because thats where his internet is the strongest. literally just laying in his tub trying to listen into tutorials. he has more will than anyone, just none of the means.
kenma kozume ➝ pre-filmed a video to autoplay as a background on zoom, the video is just him pretending to listen. it works for large lectures, but if a prof calls him out directly, the real kenma is nowhere to be found - but his auto-looping video will continue to nod.
lev haiba ➝ always eating on camera. a whole damn meal. just never NOT eating. he eats through breakout rooms. eats while staring into the camera. seriously does he not realize that no one wants to see that.
AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝ only looks at himself (sometimes he even pins himself) to make sure he’s being perceived as calm, cool, and intelligent. hes literally acting out how he wants to look to others, which means hes not paying attention to the call AT ALL.
hajime iwaizumi ➝ sits a little further away from his laptop so his arms - namely his traps - can be seen on camera. flexes occasionally. he thinks its the only way people will find him attractive on camera, as if his whole ass face doesnt scream model. anyways hes the quiet guy in your breakout group, who doesnt wanna speak.
issei matsukawa ➝ shares a dorm with maki and they both keep switching cameras as a joke. always prepared for sessions, and will volunteer to speak. downside is he doesnt use headphones so when his mic is on, it echos everyone elses. he doesnt understand why.
takahiro hanamaki ➝ shares a dorm with mattsun and they both keep switching cameras. never prepared, and sometimes just doesnt show up. always eating cereal. refuses to update zoom so he still has the buggy version.
akira kunimi ➝ smoked a bowl on camera. literally looked his profs square and pulled out his bong, patted it in, took his lighter and BOOM, smoking a whole ass popper in lecture. his prof booted him from the call but everyone calls him a legend now.
FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ keeps mixing up the times and dates of classes, so he literally keeps missing all of them. when he shows up hes excited to be there, but always forgets the readings. accidentally says jokes in the chat that are inappropriate (didnt know the prof could see them)
keiji akaashi ➝ his camera faces a book shelf and you wanna fight his rich ass for owning that many books. yes hes always prepared but even the prof doesnt let him speak every class because he wants ANYONE else to speak. however, once his phone went off mid-ramble and his ringtone was phantom of the opera, so people respect him.
akinori konoha ➝ has a kermit the frog plushy nailed to the wall in T pose position like the sign of the cross. wears a hoodie and ties it so you can barely see his face. speaks when needed to and not a second more. always has the best quips in the chat, and always sends exact reading name in the chat so people dont get lost.
SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ just eats on camera like its the last meal on earth. he speaks so low that the mic doesnt register it. has his prof pinned and THATS it. one time he got up to stretch and another person in the class VISIBLY drooled.
satori tendou ➝ his background changes every class but theyre always videos. sometimes its figure skating. sometimes its the wap music video (got kicked out of the call from the prof). sometimes its the part of the titantic where rose lets go (someone in the class chat wrote SPOILERS like bro the titanic???? spoilers??). but doing his best.
tsutomu goshiki ➝ goody two shoes who actually answers the profs questions, and leads breakout rooms when no one wants to speak. wears a nice shirt, but clearly still has toothpaste in the corner of his mouth. one time his roommate (shirabu) drank an entire mickey of whiskey behind him and the prof emailed goshiki a “roommate conflict resolution” pamphlet.
shirabu kenjirou ➝ did the readings, looks like hes gonna die, you literally watched him pour redbull into his coffee mug twice in one class. one time blew his nose while his mic was on and even the prof was uncomfortable.
INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ bounces on a yoga ball like hes in a birthing class. honestly too fidgety for online lectures. when his mic is on he speaks too loud and his jokes never land, but hes the guy that even pins their camera to because hes just so pretty.
osamu miya ➝ if its a morning class he listens to the lecture while cooking his breakfast and his prof was too mesmerized to penalize him. hes always prepared but doesnt really care too much about it. sometimes he just zones out for the entirety of the lecture and looks outside his window instead.
rintarou suna ➝ has earphones on under his big headphones so that he can “easily mute the music while listening to the lecture” buddy you look insane. sometimes sips his tea loudly into his mic during breakout sessions to fuck with people, on purpose.
shinsuke kita ➝ holds his dog the entire time and everyone in the chat goes berserk. even when hes answering profs questions hes just patting his large old dog. he also has birds, so sometimes when his mic is on you can hear the chirping.
DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ does all the work in break out rooms. quiet. nice. wears a button down but doesnt fully understand all the zoom social norms. everyone says his background kind of looks like the casting couch, but the hosue came beige!!! he got that couch for free!!
kenji futakuchi ➝ cried on zoom and no one will let him live it down - it was an art history class and one of the slides has a painting of a naked woman and he just sobbed saying “everything reminds me of her”. never prepared and always looks smug about it.
kanji koganegawa ➝ lagging like 2009. dont know if its his computer, or his wifi, but hes genuinely always lagging out. sometimes on chat he’ll be like “its you not me!!” like shut up bitch its you. usually has his video off, and when he speaks into the mic he calls it “podcast mode”
OTHER
yuuji terushima ➝ staged a fake kidnapping during his history lecture, where his roommates dressed up in masks and pretended to cover him and drag him out of the room kicking and screaming. guess what? no one noticed.
sakusa kiyoomi ➝ wears a mask on during the zoom call and no one knows why. someone in a breakout room had the guts to ask and he just said “you never know” like what the hell does that mean. actually prepared but never asks to speak.
