Now’s not the time to be poetic, she said, just pull my panties down and do me up against this tree.
Michael Faudet (via michaelfaudet)

Michael Faudet (via michaelfaudet)
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
Pop culture has affected feminism in a very strange way.
Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly
Me:
Surprise motherfucker
DAT CAPTION THO
I can’t. like I really just cannot
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
