Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
Thinking about the line in the trailer, “no one rests till this doll is back in a box” thinking how a part of Barbie is about empowerment and represents that women can do anything, thinking about how it was just businessmen trying to stop her, with Barbie running past them all trying and failing to catch her. Just. Thinking about it.
Barbie Pink & Fabulous ― 'Barbie' Los Angeles Photocall Barbie 1959 ― 'Barbie' Bondi Beach Photocall Barbie Day to Night ― 'Barbie' Seoul Premiere Barbie Sparkling Pink ― 'Barbie' Seoul Press Conference Earring Magic Barbie ― 'Barbie' Mexico Premiere Totally Hair Barbie ― 'Barbie' Mexico Photocall Solo in the Spotlight Barbie ― 'Barbie' Los Angeles Premiere Enchanted Evening Barbie ― 'Barbie' London Premiere
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
[id: a tweet from @jzux reading “only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?” /end]
imagine getting this review
I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.
If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it
Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run
That's just the same man again.
shout out to the fact that both ghost files and puppet history have a higher IMDb score than both buzzfeed unsolved shows
MARGOT ROBBIE at the premiere of "Barbie" in London (July 12, 2023)








