Spoon them while your palm sits flat between their thighs. Make them hump your hand and grind back against your lap like a needy little whore.
sometimes girls ask me why I’m a top and I’m like uhhh have you ever seen a girl cum?
date: eating you out during a thunderstorm. i make you some tea after you cum.
Are you ever just horny but like……to make someone else cum????
Cause Mood™
me: i still have yet to eat breakfast :(
her: i can move my panties over if that helps
Sorry to be a bother but you’re gonna have to come here and rub my clit
you know when you’re going down on a girl and you’re kissing and biting her thighs and then you spread her open and lick her clit for the first time and she gives you *that* moan?
*gives you head for my own pleasure*
hi good morning touch me inappropriately
You know what I really like in a girl?
My tongue.
is there anything hotter than a girl pulling and untucking your shirt so she can run her hands across your skin? no.
turning you on, turns me on
little bit of lace
five rules to eat out a girl?
Five Rules. Just Five. I’m going to try and keep this brief but I have a lot of thoughts. I don’t want to make this the Bible of Eating Out but I don’t want to leave you hanging, either. So here are a few. Brief. Rules.
- Make sure she wants it. Ask her if she wants it. If she does, make sure she does. This doesn’t have to be over coffee. It can be while you’re nibbling her tits. “Tell me how bad you want it” is a pretty good way of making sure. Dirty talk about how good it’s going to be also gets it going.
- Use your mouth first before adding fingers/anything else (and yeah you can use a vibe and your tongue at the same time, y’all can get along in that tiny space, but wait a while before you add it). Lick everywhere. Don’t just go clit diving. That’s like, the main course. First lick around the outer lips, do different kinds of licks, and work your way in, all the way up, all the way down. Suck, lick, nibble everything. There is a LOT to explore and it all feels way different with your tongue. Enjoy the beauty of nature, anon. And once you find her clit don’t feel like you have to stay there. Go there, then go somewhere else for a while, then go back.
- Don’t be afraid to get messy. Wet anon, this is for you. Sloppy means happy… you’re going to be wet from your chin to your nose, up your nose, in your hair, on your cheeks. It’s going to be your own drool and her wetness and probably your tears at how amazing she tastes, even. Go with it. I could be in the minority but I think one of the sexiest things ever is wiping your chin with the back of your hand (or watching someone do it).
- Tongues can also go inside vaginas. You don’t need to go far, don’t kill yourself. Just an inch or two inside. Some women really like it.
- Use your fingers as an enhancement but not a power tool. Unless she asks you for harder and faster, don’t jackhammer. Slow, just a little in and out, swirly, curl up, stroke around in there gently like you’re coaxing a kitten over to you. Since you’ll be doing a lot with your mouth you don’t need to go crazy in there. It could distract.
- Look up at her from down there, even if your hair is in your eyes. You don’t have to stare at her for the whole time but looking up is so hot for everyone. I find it’s quite the encouragement to keep going.
- She might not come and that is OKAY. It’s a great goal but it doesn’t have to be achieved with oral sex alone. So don’t feel bad or make her feel bad if she doesn’t. If you do, she’ll come to me and tell me and I will find you.
Fuck, that’s like, seven and probably more like ten.
Her thighs are soft bc you gotta bite em while you’re goin down on her


