Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Aziraphale: Sure!
Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?
Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
I love how Good Omens seems to be #1 in every country in the world EXCEPT the US because we just CANNOT get the Summer I Turned Pretty to budge
The gays work hard but teenage girls work harder
(Note: that’s not a dig at teenage girls. I just think this is funny. I’m glad teenage girls are enjoying something!)
“their miracle was so big bc crowley used to be an archangel” have u considered that aziraphale and crowley love each other so much that their love alone could move the tides just by staring at the ocean for too long. have u considered that they did the miracle not really to protect gabriel but to protect what they had, what they’d built with each other. and that was them barely even trying
love how she doesn't even bother to ask if crowley has a wife or girlfriend. one look at him and it's clear there is no heterosexual explanation for anything about crowley
