Gerrymichael is like Gerry starts being tormented by a creature and decides to keep it
Do you ever see something that fills you with so much joy that if you don’t share it with people you’re going to explode? Yeah that’s this
🌺 Cheyenne
I really super appreciate that the music wasn’t dubbed over, but live audio was included because I cannot overemphasize HOW MUCH the flailing noises add to this
I don’t know who this person is or where they are but I adore them and their absolute commitment to being the very best of whatever the fuck this is that they are.
spaceyjules-deactivated20180305
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
juleswatsvn
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
amazighprincex
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
cumkittenhowell
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
iholtzmann
clearing out the trash
stenbroughbilliam
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
paladin-of-voretron
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
Later bitches
I am not even a Doctor Who but even I can see that this is a hysterically funny fear to express about Doctor Who
This show?
I wasn't even looking for any of these scenes, this is just what comes up when you look up the name of the show.
I wonder if Regina and Aleksander’s back hurt from carrying the weight of being the only valid/healthy couple in Winden
aleksander tiedemann said i see the the adultery in wieden, but that ain’t me
I know we are all talking about Clemence and Jerome's love at first sight as well as Ling Yi and Olek's love at first sight and that's good! We should talk more about them!
But what no one is talking about is Jerome and Olek's Besties at First Sight. Like Jerome went "Thanks for the bread, man! You're the best bro ever! Btw, I think we should be crime buddies :)" meanwhile Olek also saw him and went "I am now gonna hang out with this stranger with a very distinctive skin colour, whom I would have definitely remembered seeing on board before but obviously cannot. We are gonna have so much fun ghost-hunting on a spooky ship :)"
There's just something about the way that Olek is so class-conscious when he first encounters Ling Yi.
He frees her from the box but then backs away, giving her space and deliberately not touching her. He sees that she's shivering and offers her his jacket ("it's dirty, but it's warm"), only taking one step closer with an outstretched arm. He glances at her out of curiosity and concern, but keeps lowering his gaze because he knows (despite the strange circumstances) this is a first-class passenger and he shouldn't be making direct eye contact with her.
Something shifts, though, when he tells her his name, and suddenly they're looking at each other the way that a first-class girl and a soot-covered boy from the engine room are not supposed to look at each other.
Even though he offers her his hand as they escape off the fog-covered deck, the knowledge of the divide between them is still there when they reach the open-air compartment. ("I know it's not first class," he acknowledges.) Olek's eyes are downcast again, only for him to grow a little bolder and lift his gaze up to her face. Still, he doesn't get any closer or try to touch her, not even when he returns with food and finds her on her knees, sobbing and struggling to breathe. His eyes are wide, searching hers, as he listens to her tearful words, but it's Ling Yi who steps closer in search of comfort, clutching at him, her arms circled around his back. There's such hesitancy in the way he touches her — he's not allowed to be holding her like this, is he? — but then comes the moment when he finally gives in and wraps his arms over her shoulders, pulling her into his (dirty, but warm) embrace while she cries.
The serotonin is stored in the Tiedemanns.
Martha and Jonas: We're the most important couple of Dark, everything is about us, we're connected to everyone and -
Fandom: Uh, ok, but could you move a bit, so we can watch Regina and Aleksander or Elisabeth and Noah? Please?
Hanno “Noah” Tauber / Daniel Solace
DARK (2017–2020) / 1899 (2022 – ) created by Jantje Friese & Baran bo Odar
Martha, angrily: Can I say a bad word? Magnus: Um… Martha: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD? Magnus: I mean… Martha, turning to Katharina: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH