rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories

Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, still shame on you because one time is not enough for a pattern to be detected and losing all trust after one bad experience is not practical; Fool me three time and yeah, I probably should have seen that coming.

What if Ghosts try to kill you only because they want you as a friend? You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

hey guys, what’s the mood for today?

Animal Puddles

via @carrotsoup​ on imgur

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man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

yes good but what about the ~character development~ as they learn to cope with their powers and overcome their fears

the pyrokinetic swimmer wading out into the ocean armed with waterproof matches to practice so nothing goes wrong, building her confidence with the sea as her safety net, being so proud when she figures out how to heat the air just enough that she dries off instantly after swimming

the boy slowly overcoming his fear of heights, realizing that he can catch himself if he ever falls, standing swaying on top of playground sets and closing his eyes as he tries to safely hover down (and not fall on his face again)

the girl’s terror lessening as the previously terrifying cacophony of the dogs at the park turns into a chorus of “ball! ball! throw me the ball!” “it’s me! I’m the good boy!” and “squirrel!!!” and learning to communicate back, have them listen to her, learning how to calm down a dog who’s overexcited to the point of biting, discovering that the scary dog down the street is just home alone a lot and lonely, staring her fear in the face and learning its secrets

because being disgusted with their powers is interesting, but I want to see people learning to love even the scary and contradictory parts of themselves

who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

now you gotta beat your own ass

*Grabs a mic*

bOys aND GIrls oF Every aGE 

*puts on witch hat*

WON’t yOu liKe tO SEe SometHinG StranGE

*climbs on table*

ComE WITh uS ANd yOU wiLL see THIS Our toWn Of HallOWEEn

*rips open t-shirt*

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

*burns down a patch of pumpkins*

PUMPKINS SCREAM IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

*viciously burns down house while pouring blood on myself*

THIS IS HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE TRICK OR TREAT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS GONNA DIE OF FRIGHT

*runs down street screaming dressed as a monster*

HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN 

People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever.

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

My favorite two photos probably in the world. Why does my cat look like she’s about to go off on the roast to end all roasts? Why is my boyfriend holding a glass that says “ghouls just want to have fun”? Modern art

Why do you have cardboard cutouts of obama and Bernie in your living room and why did I think they were random people and that this was a picture of a party

Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!

I am literally so offended because this is me right now

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

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